Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Street Fighter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 471

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #156
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Magic,

Breaking up a magically-sanctioned marriage is impossible, and while our marriage admittedly happened in Las Vegas, it has stood the test of time so far. But allow me to explain why breaking us up is a REALLY bad idea...

1. We work for Delta Red, the special forces wing of MI6. I'm sure MI6 will not be amused at the Ministry trying to overstep its boundaries after that debacle with Voldemort, and I know our comrades will be wanting to have words. In fact, ever since we read that letter out loud, I know that our comrade Luwanda has been sharpening her knives.

2. My wife, Cammy, was created by M Bison, the leader of Shadaloo, as a spare body, and he conditioned her to be one of his 'Dolls', a group of brainwashed female soldiers. Even with his brainwashing removed, she has considerable skills in unarmed and armed combat, stealth... and assassination.

3. We're on good terms with some of the world's best fighters, some of whom you may have seen in the Street Fighter competition recently. While many are Muggles, they have a fighting skill that borders on the magical. What's more, at least two of them, Guile and Chun-Li, are high up in the ICPO, and are more than willing to testify to the ICW about this violation of international law, both mundane and magical.

Now, I'm sure this won't dissuade you. Just know that anyone you send to try and enforce this will be going home with broken bones at a minimum. After Voldemort and Bison, I'm sick of this crap.

Yours insincerely,

Harry Potter

P.S. This is Cammy Potter. Note that 'broken bones' is a plural. As in, broken bones per person. My husband brought me out of an empty, bloody existence, and I will fight to keep him. Please do come on over, I need to keep up my training.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: Finally, my "Street Fighter" crossover, "Zen And The Art Of Magical Bonding Between Former Child Soldiers".