Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Lovecraft belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 316
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #166
Submitted By: Right What Is Wrong
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To you idiots in England,
Ha! You really do think yourselves fine wizards, don't you? I would reckon you do not even know your Aklo, nor the Dho formula. And have you any notion of how to begin to make the Voorish sign? I suspect you do not know what those are - fools that you are, who banished my honorable ancestors for fear of what lay beyond the veil that covers this world, as though mere ignorance would spare you.
My dear daughter Lavinia, - not "Harriet", you half-wit Philistines - is already married, and like to have twins very soon. I would advise you not to meddle with that which wedded her, but if you must, please send advanced notice so I can invite friends and colleagues from around this world to attend; such as a sight as your folly will bring down upon this Earth is seen but once in a millennium, and I won't deny them the right to see.
Yours,
Zechariah "Old" Whateley
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Right What Is Wrong. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Right What Is Wrong: This one has major timeline issues, but I suppose the timelines can be shifted accordingly.