Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,022

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #172
By: Sakura Lisel
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To whom it may concern in the Ministry of Magic of Britain,

Kindly please STOP sending me these incessant letters that are demanding that I return to England to take part in your silly marriage law, because I swear to you right now that it will NEVER happen, that I assure you without a single doubt in my mind. I am not a citizen of your society as far as I am concerned and I am also not obligated to help you with your petty little 'repopulation problem', even if I could help you.

I have had enough of your societys constant harassment upon my person to last me several lifetimes, thanks to the kidnapping attempt of Albus Dumbledore and my former family years ago when they tried to force me to fight YOUR Dark Lord problem.

You claim that my 'parents', James and Lily Potter, gave you 'permission' to sell me off in your marriage law? Thats a laugh, seeing how those two magically disowned me when I was a baby right after they illegally stripping me of MY magic to give it to my Squib brother, Rowan Potter, who all of you worshipped and thought was your saviour. By your own laws, the Potters are no longer my family no thanks to the magical disownment and no longer have any power to decide ANYTHING involving me. They destroyed that right the day they chose to disown me from their family using magic.

Thanks to the magical disownment, legally my name is no longer evem Willow Astrid Potter. I have a new name and a new family now, and I refuse all familial claims the Potters might try and make upon me, now that their preferred child has lost the STOLEN magic and reverted him back to being the Squib he SHOULD be, that has returned to me its rightful owner.

I do not even understand how your owls are able to even find me in order to deliver your letters, because half the time I'm not even in the living world in order for your owls to be swooping in and dive bombing your letters upon me. Magic is truly wondrous if it allows owls to travel to the land of the dead to deliver mail.

Yes I said the 'Living World' and 'Land of the Dead', there is nothing wrong with your eyes or reading skills, nor am I crazy for saying this. You people at the ministry should KNOW this already by now that I am DEAD. I have been DEAD since I was FOUR years old when my former muggle relatives MURDERED me in cold blood, by leaving me to starve to death in a broom cupboard under the stairs.

I even have a grave with my name on it over in St. Helen's Anglican Church over in Surrey as proof of my claims if you bothered to go look. If you do look, ask the curators that work there to take you to grave plot #1250, that's where my four year old selfs former earthly remains have been buried for the last two decades.

Despite being as backwater as you wizards are, I am sure that you must have a magical way to identify the remains as being mine despite how long the body had been dead. All you have to do is magically test its genetic makeup with my former parents to get a perfect match, if you chose to have the body dug up.

My being dead is also another thing the Potters can't hold over me anymore with their claims that I am their daughter. Because biologically speaking, I CEASED being THEIR daughter in ANY way the day my FORMER mortal body, which DID have blood ties to them, took its final breath, and is now lying six feet under and is now rotting away in a muggle graveyard in Surrey for the last eighteen years. All blood ties connecting me to the Potters no longer exists as far as I am concerned, so they have no right claiming otherwise.

If you are wandering how I am writing to you now if I am dead, it is because shortly after my death, I was found and later adopted by a Shinigami, or Soul/Grim Reaper, named Mayuri Kurotsuchi. He saw potential in me, and took me in instead of letting me pass on, and since then I've been training to become a Soul Reaper myself since then.

Because of my new station in the afterlife, I am now physically not the four year old I was when I died, but I definitely am still as dead as I was when I first died, so I am no good for your marriage law anyways since the dead can not procreate with the living. It is against the laws of nature.

Insincerely yours,

Nemuri Kurotsuchi

Daughter of Lord Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Formerly known as Willow Astrid Potter

P.s. My father says that he dares the incompetent bufoons in the Ministry of Magic to just TRY and come after me. He's already making plans to dissect and experiment on any survivors who somehow manage to find my location just to see how you wizards tick, and I will happily join him in his endeavors.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

This letter is based off of my fanfic story The Daughter, which I adopted from theBlackSeaReaper. lol