T for Thanksgiving Crime
Briscoe and Green were coming into central park, the day after Thanksgiving, to see a very strange crime scene in front of them: two groups of people were being separated over some kind of argument.
"What was the argument about?" Briscoe asked a patrolman
"Whether or not to celebrate any holiday." Said the man
"Seriously? That's what it was about?" Green asked
The patrolmen shrugged and walked away
"Holidays, Ed." Briscoe said, "Brings strangeness in New York City."