Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Full Metal Alchemist belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 793

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #173
By: Sakura Lisel
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To whom it may concern,

No, nada, nein, no way, not EVER going to happen, even if I were the last witch on the entire planet, will I EVER 'submit' myself to your lame little marriage law. I have NOT called YOUR country 'home' in over TWENTY-FIVE YEARS since I was SIX YEARS OLD. I do not LIVE there, so I am NOT subjugated to whatever laws you make up.

Yes I know I am older than I SHOULD be, but back when I was six I was transported over two decades into the past into Amestris where I grew up. I had no memory of my first six years other than my name, and nothing else. I am not the young girl whom you obviously were expecting when you sent this ridiculous letter to me and even if I was the answer would STILL be HELL NO!.

I am also a seasoned war hero of my adopted home country, who will defend herself with LETHAL FORCE if I have to against you people, and I have obligations over here that are far more important to me and those I care about than some the imaginary obligations of a government belonging to a backwater, boondock little country that I haven't lived in since I was a child, may want to pretend to think I supposedly owe to them.

The only reason I even know about you people now, is because as you should already know, Albus Dumbledore managed to track me down a few years ago, and and after some negotiations, hired me to TEMPORARILY come back to England to deal with YOUR dark lord problem. I should have let you people rot, but my leader at the time Fuhrher Bradley made it an order that I go. Once the job was done as far as I was concerned, I couldn't get out there fast enough to get back home to Amestirs, and I refuse to go back now.

I have never been a part of YOUR society, never stepped FOOT in it other than help with your dark lord problem. I do not owe you people anything else involving myself, nor have I done anything to make you ASSUME that you can write to ME about your stupid marriage law and ASSUME that I will leave my current life and family to go take part in it just because you say I will.

I am also ALREADY a HAPPILY married woman, and I am a proud and honored citizen of the country Amestris and, as far as I am concerned, I am under no such 'obligation' to dump my husband in order to take part in YOUR countries silly little marriage law, just because I had the mishap of being born there.

My government wishes me to convey to you that your ministries ILLEGAL attempts at kidnapping me to bring me back against my will will be countered with brute force. Your aurors entered our country illegally, and tried to break into both my home and the military base where I work to try and arrest me. They have all been caught and executed for their crimes against a soldier of Amestris.

If you wish to pursue this matter, my government will see this as a declaration of WAR and we will come to YOUR country and raze your society to the ground before they will allow you to take one of their own soldiers away.

Though compared to what my husband, Roy Mustang, says he would do to you people, you'll be lucky for a quick and hopefully painless death as you are burned alive under his attacks, for even thinking that you can make me leave him for ANY reason.

Insincerely yours,

Major Liana "The Graveyard Alchemist" Eden Mustang (nee Potter-Bradley)

Adopted Daughter of Führer King Bradley of Amestris

Wife of Colonel Roy "The Flame Alchemist" Mustang

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

This letter is based off of my fanfic story The Graveyard Alchemist, which I adopted from theBlackSeaReaper. lol