Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Final Fantasy X belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 427

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #185
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Morons,

Wow. Seriously, I thought I was declared dead back home. And we're in another world. Spira, to be precise. And yet, somehow, you managed to send this stupid bloody letter shortly after we got back from our honeymoon. Great timing, idiots.

When I was still thought to be alive, before Padfoot and I had a pratfall through the Veil, you guys wanted neither hide nor hair of me. I was at my lowest point, bluntly...and then, I met her. The girl who became my girlfriend, and now, my wife.

Rikku's cute, a genius when it comes to machinery, and the daughter of the leader of the Al Bhed. She helped me recover from what you bastards did to me, even as we set out to save the world, well, Spira, from a genocidal hellbeast called Sin. Long story short, we succeeded, despite a lot of crap going on.

Now, amongst our friends, we have two of the world's best mages, and while Yuna can't use Summoning magic anymore, she still knows other magic. And Lulu takes a very dim view of stupid people... which makes me wonder why she shacked up with Wakka, but anyway, that's beside the point. We, amongst others, were in the group that took down Sin. A MASSIVE beast that nothing else could kill before. Think about that, if you're able to.

We're also friends with an incredibly ancient mage by the name of Yunalesca, and you don't want to get on her bad side. But by all means, try. Just remember, we'll have a welcoming party of Al Bhed with guns waiting for you.

Yours insincerely,

Harry Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: And now, a shameless plug for my "Final Fantasy X" crossover, "Cycle of Sin".