Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Homestuck belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 310
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #186
Submitted by: Quatermass
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D34R M1N1STRY of 1D1OTS,
F1RST OF 4LL, 1'D L1K3 TO S4Y... BL34GH! YOUR L3TT3R T4ST3S HORR1BL3! WHO3V3R BUYS YOUR P4RCHM3NT H4S T0 B3 F1R3D. PR3F3R4BLY OUT OF 4 C4NNONS 1NTO TH3 SUN!
S3CONDLY, WH4T 4R3 YOU SMOK1NG? 3V3N B4CK HOM3 ON 4LT3RN14, 4RR4NG3D M4RR14G3S W3R3 NOT 4 TH1NG, 4ND JUST 4S W3LL. TH3 WHOL3 PROC3SS OF M4T1NG W4S B4D 3NOUGH, WH4T W1TH TH3 QU4DR4NTS 4ND TH3 BUCK3TS 4ND TH3 CULL1NG DRON3S.
H4RRY...W3LL, OF1UCO 4MDU4T, TO G1V3 H1S PROP3R TROLL N4M3, 1S MY M4T3SPR1T, 4ND M1N3 ALON3! FOR THOS3 R34D1NG TH1S L3TT3R WHO DON'T KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS, 1T B4S1C4LLY M34NS W3'R3 BOYFR13ND 4ND G1RLFR13ND BY HUM4N'S L1M1T3D UND3RST4ND1NG OF OUR W4YS.
YOU W4NN4 4RGU3 4BOUT TH1S? F1N3, YOUR FUN3RAL. 1 MAY B3 BL1ND, BUT 1 W4S 4LSO TR41N1NG TO B3 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR B4CK HOME. 1N SHORT, 1 C4N K1CK YOUR 4RS3S. W3 M4Y NOT B3 L1K3 TH3 TROLLS YOU'R3 F4M1L14R W1TH, BUT YOU SHOULD ST1LL B3 4FR41D.
YOURS 1N CONT3MPT,
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 :P
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Quatermass: And now, my "Homestuck" crossover, "Kakistocracy"... just don't mind the lettering, it's how Terezi writes...