Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and One Piece belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,014

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #191
By: Sakura Lisel
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To Whom It May Concern,

I don't know how you people even managed to track me down all the way to the All Blue Sea of my homeworld in order to deliver your stupid letter, but I suggest to you right now that you leave me be. For one thing, the poor owls that had to track me down were half dead by the time they finally tracked me down because of all the sea traveling I do, and it took them a week and a half of bed rest before they were able to go on their way to return with this letter.

For the infinity time, I am not this Harry Potter you speak of, at least not anymore. Back when I was a child, I lost all of my memories of who I once was and I became a completely new person to compensate for the memory loss, and I have no wish to become somebody I can not even remember ever being to begin with just to make people who mean nothing to me 'happy', at the cost of my own happieness. Who knows, maybe if I was still Harry Potter, I might have considered going along with your law, but since I'm not him I have no sense of obligation to do so, when as far as I am concerned, I already have someone who is far better in my life than anybody you people could even hope to try and pick for me as my future bride and I am not willing to give her up for some ludicrous law that was made in a society I don't even live in.

I've already been over this with Albus Dumbledore hundreds of times, back when my crew and I were dragged back to your world a few years ago for some Triwizard Tournament that was going on at Hogwarts, where I learned of my forgotten past then. Turns out that over where you are, I've been missing for three years, since the time I was eleven years old during the summer after my first year of school, but thanks to my amnesia, my earliest memory upon waking up in the world I now call home, I was physically six years old when I lost my memories of who I once was. I didn't even have a clue of what my name was, let alone my actual age despite what my body looked like at the time of my awakening.

As I have also already told the esteemed headmaster, ever since that first day I have spent nearly thirty years without my memories of being Harry Potter before I was dragged back to your world against my will, and I have no interest in becoming Harry Potter again. Whoever that boy might have become if I hadn't been sent away with amnesia, no longer exists. As far as I am concerned, he is dead and buried and will never return. As far as I am concerned, that part of my life died the day I was sent away without my memories and deaged to that of a six year old and nearly beaten to death by whoever had me before I was sent away, and I was basically reborn as Marco D. Anders. The way I see it, if I was meant to become Harry Potter again, it would have happened in the thirty years I was away before I was forced back against my will.

I do not care for the laws and standards of a society I can't even remember.I do not feel obligated to take on the 'responsibilites' and 'duties' of a DEAD person who hasn't existed in a LONG time. I have no interest in 'returning home' to take part in a Marriage Law that exists in a society I have no interest in being a part of. I am quite happy in my current life and will not leave it for anything. You have no power over me

Plus if you must know, I am already happily married to the woman of my dreams by the name of Robin Anders nee Nico, and have no want or need for another woman in my life, and will not abandon Robin for anybody, let alone a law made by a incompetent government who in my eyes makes the Marines and Celestial Dragons over here look like a bunch of good natured, pacifist angels in comparison, if you seriously think anybody is going to willingly do what you say concerning this law just because you say they will do it.

Not only that, but thanks to my time here in the All Blue world, I am a lot older than what I'm supposed to be back in your world, especially after my last visit over there. As tempting as it might be, I have no interest in being married off to some scarlet woman I don't know who's probably half my my current age. Even for a pirate, even I have standards on what kind of woman I would take to my bed.

Insincerely yours,

Captain Marco D. Anders of the White Beard Phoenix Pirates

Formerly known as Harry James Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

This letter is based off of my fanfic story The Phoenix Requiem. lol