Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Pirates Of The Caribbean belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 700
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #192
By: Sakura Lisel
Requested By: Gabriel Herrol
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To Whom It May Concern,
Yeah, no thanks. I'm a confirmed, and currently very happy, bachelor who plans to spend the rest of his days free as a bird, and have no intention to getting married any time soon, for any reason, especially to some woman I've never met that some government officials I've never heard of before 'chose her' for me.
Besides that, is the year on this letter a joke or what? 2001? It's not going to be 2001 for another four hundred years or so. Your delivery birds must be mighty talented in getting their mail delivered if they can travel through time, or whatever, if the year on the letter is correct somehow. Though it would explain why the bird turned up half dead when it arrived. I let it rest for a few weeks onboard my ship as we traveled the seas with plenty of good food and water before it felt strong enough to make the return trip home.
The name is Captain Jack Sparrow of the infamous Black Pearl. Remember it, and kindly stop calling me by this ridiculous 'Harry Potter' name because it is not my name. The sea is my home and my life is always filled with danger and excitement, and I refuse to give it all up and settle down on land to set up camp and get married and produce a bunch of squalling brats in order to help your 'repopulation problems', savvy. Your low population problem is none of my concern and I do not feel obliged to help you 'fix it', especially since my name is not even on the letter you sent.
I don't know who this 'Harry Potter' you are writing to is, who's letter your bloody delivery owl wouldn't leave me alone until I took it from it. I've never even heard the name before, and have I no clue why you and this bloody owl think I am him, or why you assume that you can make me marry when I don't want to. I bloody refuse to 'settle down' with just one woman when there are plenty of pretty birds out there whom I can share my love with instead of settling for just one for the rest of my life in what I personally consider to be unholy matrimony, especially if its some wench I don't even know.
I am also far too busy with far more interesting things, than to get settled down in marriage before I am ready to settle down permanently. Besides that, I sincerly believe that I would only put my would be wife's life in constant danger because of the life I lead and all of the enemies I have made over the years will target her as well. I've never even heard of this 'Wizarding Society' before, nor do I even know WHERE it is in order to go there to 'sign up' for your marriage law even if I was interested in getting married even if I was inclined to do so.
Insincerely yours,
Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently requested to my PM box by Gabriel Herrol who wanted a letter written by Harry Potter.
The requested letter idea was to make Harry somehow have traveled back in time to the Pirates age and became known as the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates Of The Caribbean. *lol*
Thanks for the request. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol