Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Doctor Who belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 1,234

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #195
By: Sakura Lisel
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To Whom It May Concern,

When I recieved your insidious letter, I nearly died laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it and your assumption that you can tell me who I can marry and when I will marry, as if you have any form of say in the matter what so ever, which you don't. Even my mom and my uncle both shared a good laugh as well when I showed the letter to them at my expense.

Lets get something straight, ministry people. My name is not Harry James Potter. It is now Harleyquin Jade Potter, or as I am also known in some circles, I am also known as the Time Lady, Paradox, and formerly known as Harry James Potter, daughter of James Potter and Lily Potter nee Evans, though dear mom is now better known these days as Mistress, or Missy, to her enemies.

I'm surprised that you wankers even bothered sending me an 'invite' for this absurd law, since mom went to great lengths faking both of our deaths back when I was a baby after Voldemort's attack on our family on Halloween night. Your delivery owl just happened to find me during one of my pitstops in London or else you probably would have never gotten a response from me at all on this matter.

My life as the boy known as Harry James Potter ended the night Voldemort attacked our family, when the dark lord killed myself and my mom. Our deaths triggered a special gene in our bodies that had been dormant up until that point, causing us to be reborn instantly after our deaths, or in moms case her death caused, it caused her to return to whom she used to be.

My mother and I were both reborn as the people we are now and we were soon rescued from the wreckage of our home by the man I now call my uncle who is just like us. I'm sure even you backwater people in the magical world have heard of my uncle. He is as old as time and is known worldwide (known galaxy wide too) as simply The Doctor. If you know whats good for you, you should REALLY also look up any info you MIGHT have on him before you do something so stupid that he'll make you regret.

Even if I was even remotely interested in helping you with your repopulation problem, I wouldn't do it with your choice in spouse for me. For one thing, I am a hundred percent female in all ways, and even if I wanted to help you with your repopulation problem, which I don't, I'm not even remotely interested in dating, or marrying, my own gender. Besides two girls can't procreate and have kids as you should already know. I also flat out refuse any husband whom you try and set me up with instead.

Plus I am far too busy with other, more important things than to waste my time pumping out babies for some genetically inbred idiot I don't know and contaminating my families bloodline with some inbred idiots spawn, because of a law made by a society I have never been a part of in my long lifetime. I am currently three hundred years old, and have no interest in settling down until maybe when I am at least five hundred or so give or take. Even then, whoever I marry will be my choice alone, and no one elses.

Sincerely yours,

Harleyquin Jade Potter

The Time Lady Paradox

Formerly known as Harry James Potter

P.s. I've decided to take pity on you wankers and have decided to issue you a special warning about your marriage law. Cancel it before the end of the month, or else say goodbye to your beloved society. Thanks to my special powers I inherited as a Time Lady, and the main reason I chose to call myself Paradox, the path you are on now will end very badly for everybody in the British magical if you keep going down the path of the marriage law.

All of my predictions come always true. But I try and set a different path if I can for those involved. So you have been properly warned. Do as you will, though unless you want to face the total extinction of your society by the end of the month...

P.P.S. Mother has asked me to inform all of you right here and right now that now that you know she is still alive as well thanks to me, that IF you have the nerve to TRY and send HER a letter demanding that SHE take part in this law, she will hunt all of you down and make you wish you were NEVER born. Or better yet she'll hijack and teleport some Daleks in to exterminate all of you, and enjoy watching the mayhem and chaos, to help expediate my first warning. I highly suggest that you look them up as well when you look up The Doctor.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

I came up with this idea of a female Harry Potter being Missy's daughter, and the Doctor being her uncle, because of the episode of Doctor Who that was aptly named The Witch's Familiar, where Missy was bragging about this mysterious daughter she had that the Doctor used to buy gifts for.

If you don't understand Harleyquins past, she was BORN a boy, but thanks to Voldemorts attack when she was a baby caused her first regeneration, instead of STAYING a boy, her regeneration turned him into a girl. Seeing how the ONLY way for her to be a boy again is to nearly die and then regenerate again IF she CHOSES to have the regeneration change her gender.

As far as Harleyquin is concerned shes grown up being a girl, always been a girl both mentally and physically, and doesn't want to 'change back' to a gender she doesn't even REMEMBER ever being. *lol*

As for what she said in the 'P.s.' part of her letter, the main reason she calls herself Paradox, is because thanks to her magic, combined with her Time Lady powers shes like a Seer. She can see POSSIBLE futures and what COULD happen if DIFFERENT choices are made like a Paradox, and unlike her Uncle Doctor, she'll step in to change certain futures, if she can, by giving warnings like the one she gave in tne 'P.S.' part of the letter.

Though she's a lot like Professor Paradox from the Ben 10 series.