Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Code Geass belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 471

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #196
Submitted By: 3697014
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To the Ministry of Mentally Impaired Inbreeds,

First of all, I'm quite impressed that the letter was delivered to me because I'm living in an alternate world right now, well more on that later.

Now you Inbreed Victorian era cousin marrying hicks are probably wondering where the hell did I go after killing Moldy face, well I was tired. Tired of the war, the pain, and heartbreak and I'M ESPECIALLY TIRED OF THE LOBOTOMIZED MONKEYS RUNNING WIZARDING BRITAIN!

Who, I'm not kidding you people who probably don't even know what the word lobotomized even means, but I digress. After the war, I just said fuck it and went through the "Veil of Death", but going through the Veil didn't kill me, instead I got turned into an infant and was found by a young women, who would later adopt me, named Nunnally vi Britannia.

Later, I found out that I'm in an alternate world where (this part will piss off a lot of you, and I wish I'm there to see it) where the French, under the leadership of Napoleon, invaded and conquered Great Britain and the remaining royalist and royal family fled to the new world, America, where the infamous American Revolution failed, thus becoming known as Britannia.

I am now a Princess of the holy empire of Britannia and THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I WOULD EVER GO BACk TO YOU HICKS!

And this sham of yours. This "Marriage Law", has no ground to stand on to where I am living now, so FUCK OFF, even if you jackasses are able to reach me, my family will be not be too pleased that interdimensional Wizards are forcing a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD princess to marry someone she doesn't know, and I'm sure that uncle Schneizel would love to experiment on some of the guinea pigs you are about to send over, poke them and prod them, to see what makes them tick.

Signed,

Maria vi Britannia

Princess of the Holy Britannian Empire

Formally Maria Rossa Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by 3697014. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol