~Song of the Sleepy Gardener~

Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Hoah! Hoah! Hragh!
Ahhhhhhh… Ahhhhhhhh…
Ahhhhhhhhhhh… Ahhhhhhhhhhh…!

Hong Meiling! Hong Meiling! Her honour is the thing
Which compels her to keep Taisui Xingjun at bay!
Monsters flee from the light when they see her take flight!
Hong Meiling, please wake up, you've missed half of the day!

Harken now, vampire girls, to a tale seldom heard,
Of the one, who is good, at tai chi!
Who is kin, to both wyrm, and generic youkai.
No-one else, can be stronger, than she!

But the Sages foretold of a catfish so bold,
That when sisters crossed spell-cards all day,
Would descend from the stars with such wrath in its heart
That no-one could stand up to its rage!

But a night shall soon fall when she'll know of its call,
And she'll duel for the sake of the world!
Gensokyo shall be free from the heartless Taisui!
Hong Meiling, be the saviour of all!

With her qi, she shall fight, on that glorious night
When calamity marches through dreams!
Rainbows shine, bold and bright! She can punch out his lights!
Make the world once again safe and clean!

Hong Meiling! Hong Meiling! Her honour is the thing
Which compels her to keep Taisui Xingjun at bay!
Monsters flee from the light when they see her take flight!
Hong Meiling, please wake up, you've missed half of the day!