As Izuku walked down the street he continued to talk into the phone. "Listen Snipe I just need you to take over my lessons for the first years... just get them to do quirk training or something... because I've got buisness elsewhere Nezu will explain why I'm gone... GOD NO! Don't get Eraser to take over he'll most likely expell one of my students and he'll hold it over me for something else... thank you. I'll owe you one."
He sighed in relief hanging up the phone. He'd hardly been teaching at UA for less then year and he somehow was already owning favours to other staff members.
He stepped off the steps and onto the platform of the subway and made his way towards the taped off train carriage until an officer in a uniform held up his hand to stop him from passing "Sorry sir this is a crime scene."
"I know that.." replied Izuku as he pulled out his identification to show the officer "... thats why I'm here."
The officer raised a brow as he read the identification "Whats an egg head from I-Island doing in a murder case?"
Izuku pocketed his identification into his jacket pocket as he adjusted his sunglasses "It's a new form of criminal science the force is trying out... you gonna let me through?"
The officer stepped aside and let him past with out complaint. Izuku then approached the person he recognised "Detective Tsukauchi."
Tsukauchi turned to face him "Doctor Midoriya. Glad you could come."
"You really dont have to call me Doctor. Anyway why have you got me here?" Wondered Izuku our loud.
"Since you're a quirk expert I was hoping you could give us a bit of an idea of what we're dealing." Tsukauchi replied.
Izuku nodded and turned towards the train doors "Who found the body?"
"An off duty pro. Ground Zero." Answered one of the nearby officers
Izuku looked over in surprise "Kacchan is here?"
Tsukauchi nodded "He's just giving a statement now."
"If it's alright with you I'd like to speak to him first."
Tsukauchi simply waved his hand signalling to go for it. Izuku walked off and quickly found the explosion user finishing up and called out "Well well if it isn't the number 6 Hero."
Bakugo turned towards him and smirked "Well if it isn't Dr Deku. Or is it Mr Deku since you're a stuck up teacher now."
"Hmmm students just call me Mr Midoriya. Doesn't really matter which one you call me it makes me sound old." Retorted Izuku.
Bakugo chuckled for a moment but quickly turned serious "I'm guessing they called you in because of the body?"
Izuku nodded "yeah. Not entirely sure why. Might notice something they don't."
Bakugo sighed stuffing his hands into his pockets looking down at the ground "Listen Deku... the body belongs to an Exclassmate."
Izuku looked up in surprise "You mean someone you went to UA with?"
"Yeah. You might know him as Grape Juice. I'll admit we didn't get along. Most of the class didn't due to his... nature. But still take this seriously okay." Explained Bakugo.
"You have my word." Spoke Izuku with determination as he turned to step onto the train.
"Deku... just prepare yourself for what you're about to see." Called out Bakugo as he turned to take his leave.
Izuku took a deep breath and stepped onto the train and walked over to the body. His eyes widened at the bloody mess that was once Minetas face. It was clear and obvious that he was serverly beaten brutally.
But the most haunting part was his smile. Why was he smiling? His teeth were either broken or cracked. Either scattered around him or in his mouth along with a pool of blood leaking from it.
Tsukauchi stepped beside him "we originally thought it could've been a copy cat doing the hero killers work considering Minetas reputation and the fact we won a sexual assualt case yesterday."
"But you don't think it is. Since the hero killer is a user of blades and his biggest fans are aware of that." Added Izuku as he knelt down to look at the damage to Minetas face focusing on the smile.
"Exactly. The damage seems to be from him being stomped on." Spoke the forensic scienctist taking photos.
Izuku furrowed his brow as he pulled out a notepad and began taking notes of his observations and the crime scene.
"So any ideas?" Asked Tsukauchi
"I only have more questions then answers. Such as why is there only damage on his face? Why is he smiling? How is a pro hero over powered on a public train? So far the only clue I can see forensic wise is the shoe print between the body and the doors." Replied Izuku in a mini mutter rant as he continued filling his notebook.
He then pocketed the notebook and turned to the detective "I'm afraid at this point I won't be much help until forensics is complete and given to me to look over along with an autopsy report."
"You'll get them as soon as possible. Where should they be sent? Your apartment?"
Izuku shook his head "I spend more time at my desk at UA so send it there." Izuku looked up and noticed a camera in the corner and pointed to it "That work?"
Tsukauchi looked to where he was pointing and sighed "unfortunately no. All you can see is blurs. Basically the sercurity Surveillance system on public transport is useless."
"Oh how wonderful" mumbled Izuku
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Emi boredly wiped down the bar top while her coworkers setup for the show that was to be recorded that night. Then the club owner stepped out of his office to check progress.
She straightened up and brushes herself off before grabbing his attention "Hey Warai! You lost weight? You're looking good."
Warai chuckled and sighed before leaning on the bar and looking at her "What do you want Emi?" Asked the older white haired man that always seemed to wear a lime green Hawaiian shirt.
"Straight to the point! I always liked that about you. I was just wondering if you took the time to think over about letting me try a five minute set to warm up the crowd before recording." Spoke Emi biting her lip feeling hopeful.
Warai sighed and rubbed the back of his neck "Emi we've talked about this. You'll just use your quirk."
"No Warai I swear I won't. Please just give me a chance. I've been working here for fours years for a shot." She pleaded and sighed "I'm begging you."
Warai ran a hand through his thinning hair and sighed "you want a shot?"
Emi nodded "Yes! I want a shot."
Warai scratches his chin in thought "Listen.. I got a call from one of the networks and they're recording a live pilot Episode for Present Mics new late night show."
Emi immediately perked up feeling positive as Warai continued to explain "They asked me if I knew any comedians that could be a clown to deliver a cake during the recording. If you want I can say that you're that clown and you can squeeze in some of your material to try out."
Emi furrows her brows and clinched her fists slightly "a clown... you want me... to dress up as a clown... Warai I just wanna try 5 minutes on stage that's it."
"But this is much better deal. You'll be on live television and if you're good you'll be a shoe in... if you don't want the chance then I can ask someone else."
Deep down Emi was not impressed. In fact she was fuming at the thought the she is being thrown to the side and treated so poorly just because everyone assumed she abused her quirk.
She forced a smile trying her best not to twitch "thank you for the opportunity... I'll do the show."
"That's the spirit Emi girl! I got a feeling you're absolutely going to kill it on that show." Spoke Warai as he walked off to check the rest of the club.
Emi rolled her tounge against her cheek glancing down at the bar top "Oh I'm sure I will..."
Then suddenly in the corner of her eye she noticed the news on showing a face of a familiar looking gentleman that quickly caught her attention. She grabbed the remote and turned up the volume to listen.
Breaking News today pro hero Grape Juice was found dead on a train carriage this morning by number 6 hero Ground Zero who was returning to his home after his late night and early morning patrol.
Grape juice had just been acquitted of charges against him for sexual assault yesterday. It is believed that Grape Juice has had more cases against him then even the American hero Captain Celebrity. He was last seen celebrating at a Bar in Masanko Ward.
Police encourage any and all witnesses to come forward to help with the investigation...
Emi leaned back as shock waved over her "oh fuck. Fuck fuck fuck double fuck I killed a hero... what do I do!"
"Whoever did it deserves a medal." Spoke one of her coworkers breaking her out of her thoughts
"Huh?"
The coworker turned to her "He's a perverted pig. If the hero killer wasn't in jail he'd be dead much sooner. The worlds better off with out him." They then turned away continued to clean tables.
Emi blinked and glanced back at the tv with a smirk slightly appearing on her face "sounds like I've done the world a favour."
(A/N: I had so many ideas of how to do this. I was gonna keep Deku as a hero but then I thought it be difficult for a hero to fall for a villian. Especially one as violent as Emi will be.
I'm not entirely sure how I'll make the romance work but we'll let it play out and see what happens. It'll either work or it'll be a massive fail.
Now someone mentioned that people usually make Izuku the joker in fics and that is how this idea came to be. Especially when my mate and I were just rambling about Izuku doing the rant on the talk show about being quirkless.
But then I realised that no one has thought about a villian Emi. And Emi is based on the joker in many ways. So I decided to have a crack at it since that's what the whole point of fan fics are. To try ideas with in an already amazing universe and put a twist to it.
Anyways hope you all enjoy and see if I completely ruin this idea.
PLUS ULTRA!!!)