Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 351
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #201
By: AzureNight1994
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Dear Ministry of Craven Drunkard Scousers,
First of all, It's five in the bloody morning!
Sod off you pretentious wankers, if it wasn't apparent from my leaving the PLANET that I didn't want to come back. Then this 'Marriage Law' CERTAINLY doesn't entice me to return.
Seriously though. Was it that pillock Fudge that came up with this shite? Tell Him he's a craven slag.
I must also profess that if it wasn't for the fact I know you Tossers have lost the plot Centuries if not Millennia ago, I would have considered you're threats to be serious.
So I'm going to ask you to nicely to go suck a bell end and leave me alone or ELSE, I will go through with the prophecy I received in my breakfast.
If I return, your world will burn,
Corpus, Corps, Corpse,
That is what you will be,
If you don't leave me be.
Yours most Insincerely,
The Master of Death
Person who saved you're craven arses whilst you all sat back and let school children do all the work.
Person who thinks a revolution is well overdue, thanks to the rampant idiocy which plagues the upper echelons like the black death
Harry James Potter
P.s pretty sure you lot could be conquered in a day, I'm amazed the French haven't done so.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by AzureNight1994. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol