November 18th
2 P.M
"Why do I suck at like every game I play?!" Jinx yelled. Jinx, Ekko, Vi and I were playing Smash Bros Melee. It was very cozy, everyone had a seat around the T.V and talking shit.
"Oh shit! I done fell off again haha." Vi yelled.
"Get dunked!" Ekko yelled which made Jinx furious.
"Well get kneed hoe!" Jinx taunted. I sat back with a outstanding lead over everyone with five lives. I stayed quiet while everyone ripped each other apart with smash talk.
"I like how you silent ova thea' wit' yo five live lead." Vi pointed out.
"Well it's survival so that's the plan." I said.
"Ye old tactical ass. Well I got three... two now because I keep fallin' off haha." The first time I see Vi suck at a game before. I stayed on my guard until Jinx and Ekko were eliminated. "It's me and you baby boy." It was two lives against five so logically I shouldn't lose this all. Suddenly I started to feel this aura coming from Vi. Next thing I know she took a stock from me.
Odd.
Beginners luck but that theory went out the window as Vi turned up the heat. Why is she playing so well? I lost another life as she was dancing over the field. Melee is a old game I used to play before I broke my game cube but Ekko brought his over. I knew all of Melee's movement but there should be no reason for the nonsense Vi is pulling off. Dash dancing, short hooping, edge guarding, how can she know these things? This is her first time playing this game. It took me months to learn those techs!
"Damn Vi, how are you this good?" Ekko asked.
"I got that gamer spirit. Every game I touch I am good at." She pointed out. Obviously that's bullshit. She had to play this before. She took another stock and I had enough. I started to get frustrated like fuck and ended up throwing myself off of the map. "Haha why you quit like that?" She asked. I couldn't hold my frustration any more.
"How the hell do you know how to play melee? You were clueless in the beginning of the match then you got skills put of nowhere. I want... no... DEMAND a explanation!" I yelled. Vi gave me a laugh and smiled at me.
"Make me."
Oh god. I blushed and nervously played with my controller.
"I... uh... well... make you... um..."
"Ohhhh so you wanna talk that shit but cant back it up huh?"
"Oooooooooo." Ekko yelled.
"Yea Anthony! What you got to say?" Now Jinx joined in. I stared at all of them... then focused on Vi's sweet smile.
"Fine. But we play on my rules! Ekko hand me all of your game cube games!" Ekko handed me his collection of games. Now this is a gamble. Hopefully he owns something... YES! "We will play a game off of Sonic Mega Collection called Robotnik Mean Bean Machine! I have never lost on this game." Vi rubbed her chin and gave me another look. She has something up her sleeve.
"How bout we make this interestin'. If I win in this game you gotta do two things baby. One you gotta admit I am the best video game playa' eva'!" I rolled my eyes at her. "And next..." She leaned up to me and whispered into my ear. "You gotta eat my pussy for a whole hour..." I dropped my controller and stared into space. I... never...
"I swea' Vi be havin' him under her finger. Look how she be makin' him nervous." Jinx pointed out.
"I'll set up the game." Ekko said. While Ekko was setting up the game Vi was still staring me down like I was her pray.
"So you agree?" She asked. I have to make it interesting for me somehow.
"I agree... but if I win... Vi..." I started to get hot thinking of what I wanted her to do... then I remember a dream... more so a nerd dream...
"Vi... If I win you have to suck me... while I play Tekken." I said it as low as possible so no one else would hear.
"Baby... you know I would do that without ah bet haha. I'ght deal." She agreed.
Ekko turned on his purple game cube and handed Vi and I a controller. I started up the game, scrolled to the game and started it. I picked vs mode and we picked the first difficultly. "Here's how to play, you line up four of the same color and they disappear. The more you make disappear at once the more junk you send you your opponents side." I explained. The first round went as expected with Vi being clueless on how to make combos. I won the first round easily.
Second round was the same victory for me. "What we goin' too?" Vi asked.
"Four should be fair." I said.
"Cool."
Next round Vi's aura started to show. What the hell is with her? I looked on her screen and it was making sense to me... Melee... the arcade... She can mimic her opponent with one hundred percent accuracy. Vi was copying me the whole time. She ended my life with a ten hit combo. "That's one fo' me." She said.
"Damn... that was kinda fye not gonna lie." Ekko said sounding amazed at the bullshit that was happening.
"It's not over yet Vi." I have to figure out how to beat a better version of myself. I am amazed Vi has a ability like that but how can she use this so well? What else can she do? I can't think about that right now... I need to focus. I played faster, lined up the Puyo's better, did my combos but this woman was even faster. Combo after combo I knew I couldn't keep up. I slipped and missed a chain to Vi ultimately beating me. "Two Up."
Shit. Next round started with Vi being even more aggressive. I never lost to anyone in this game but my girlfriend might make it come true. Vi is a terrifying creature... and if she wins I lost all of my dignity to her. I can't lose to my girlfriend especially on a game I don't lose at. I fucked up because I can't get my thoughts under control leading to another damn lost. "Baby I am winnnnnnnningggggggg~" She taunted. I rolled my eyes and started another duel.
All right think, you have time to figure this out.
Hmm...
hmmmmmm...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
WAIT! I GOT IT! YES I CAN USE THE CHAIN BLUFF TECHNIQUE!
Okay... line up my beans... okay... no I need Vi to start a chain. I am making my side look like I have no combos so she can't get suspicious. Little does she know If she starts a chain first I will make sure to activate my trap. She gets greedy and starts a chain but for me to counter her. My combos ends up being one chain longer then hers which sends her down to the hell. I win the match and we are tied, three and three.
"Damn... look at their faces babe." Jinx said.
"Yeah they getting a little to competitive." Ekko pointed out. "But it's gettin' good!"
All right I need to use another strategy... GOT IT!
WALLS OF BEANS!
"Uh.. .Anthony... what are you doin'?" Jinx asked me. I winked at her as I continued to mess up my board. I put all of the Puyo's on each side of my field with only the space in the middle free. Meanwhile Vi was looking at my screen to mimic me but she WAS TOO LATE! The reason why Walls of Beans works is because I ALREADY HAVE COMBOS STARTED! I placed my beans in the middle making a five chain which pushed Vi back.
She couldn't counter so she was sent downwards making me the winner! That's why I never lose at this game. I use unorthodox style of play to confuse my opponent. "YES!" I yelled. Vi snickered and gave me a kiss on my cheek.
"GG baby." Suddenly we all heard a knock on the door. Vi got up and opened it to see Yasuo and Riven finally coming in. "Shit bout' time yall showed up."
"Well Vi... We don't have a fancy car like you." Yasuo pointed out.
"Yea yea... Anyway you got it Riven?" Vi asked. Riven shook her head and passed Vi a orange pill bottle.
"Fresh from Ionia." Riven said. I gave Yasuo a knuckle bump as he sat down beside me.
"Ight since we all hea we gone have our own little party. We gone smoke this, maybe get some drank and play video games. Sounds good right?" Vi said. We all shook our heads yes. "Ight let's get it."
