Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Godzilla belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 397

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #213
Submitted by: Neminine
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E.D.F. HQ

Ministry of Magic,

It has come to our attention that you have laid a claim on one of our operatives, Harry James Potter. I reget to inform you that attempting to kidnap him again will result in the complete annihilation of your Ministry.

Allow me to explain. Agent Potter is what we call a "Handler." Handlers are psychically bonded to massive beasts called Kaiju. The one bonded to Agent Potter is Godzilla. The most powerful of earthborn Kaiju and the Kaiju King AND our leader.

So I am sorry. I was supposed to be professional about this, BUT IF YOU COME AFTER HARRY AGAIN, WE WILL WIPE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND FREE THE POOR INNOCENTS YOU HAVE TRAPPED WITH THIS DUMBASS LAW! WE HAVE PEOPLE WITH THE POWER TO ALTER THE VERY LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND YOU WANNA MESS WITH US!?

FORGET BIG G! WE ARE GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS IF YOU DON'T LEAVE HARRY ALONE! THE ONLY REASON HE ISN'T WRITING THIS LETTER, IS BECAUSE HE IS OUT THERE CONVINCING GODZILLA NOT TO GO USE YOU FOR BBQ! LEAVE US ALONE!

Or else we will withdraw our standing order of noninterference with the Ministry of Magic. Your choice.

Moll and Lora

Transcribing for Mothra

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Neminine. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Neminine: Okay. This is a cross over with Godzilla and Harry Potter. The E.D.F. (Earth Defense Force) protects the planet from extraterrestrial threats. Godzilla is sentient in this and is psychically bonded to Harry. No they are not married or anything.