Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Transformers G1 belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 692

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #214
Submitted By: HPFanFrench
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Dear Ministry of morons,

You people got a lot of nerve, didn't you? You dare send me a letter to order me to return to your pathetic world years after you banish me because I was "too dangerous" and for what? To marry some git you choose against my will because your so called "marriage law" says so?

Well let me answer this kind demand by this: GO FRAG YOURSELF, YOU STUPID PIECES OF SCRAPS!

There's no way I will ever return after you fraggers endlessly tried to manipulate me and use me for your own selfish needs!

Ever since I first entered into the wizarding world when I was eleven years old, it was always the same thing: either I was ridiculously worshiped because of all this "girl-who-lived" nonsense, or either I was seen as the next Dark Lady because of things you don't like with me, or because I didn't act like the good little weapon you wanted me to be. And now you try again to control me by wanting to marry me off together with that traitor of a Weasley?

Let me tell you one good thing: I will not submit to this law and that I have many reasons:

1) I'm ALREADY, and HAPPILLY, married to a wonderful sparkmate and carrying his sparklings! Leaving him and/or getting rid of my little ones is absoloutly out of the question!

2) In case your little stupid brains forget about it you banned me five years ago when I was seventeen, which means I'm a fully legalized adult and not a member of your socity anymore and so your law doesn't concern me!

3) Even if I wasn't married, and not banned, I'm still unconcerned for the simple reason that I'm not even human anymore! Thats right! I've become a seeker from the cybertronian race and therefore a legal citizen of the city of Vos from the planet Cybertron.

In other words, I am now a giant robotic being from another planet. So GOOD LUCK TRYING TO MAKE ME REPRODUCE WITH HUMANS, YOU STUPID FLESHLINGS! AND NO! YOU CAN'T FIND A WAY TO TURN ME BACK INTO A HUMAN! MY TRANSFORMATION IS IRREVERSIBLE! And you know what? I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH THIS! SO DO ME A FAVOR AND GET. FRAGGING. LOST!

With no best regards,

Lady Blackwings

Formerly know as "Hayley Potter"

Sparkmate of Winglord Starscream of Vos

P.S. Just to warn you, that my sparkmate is the king of our city, and we are very involved in the politics of our planet and so have had close connections with the leader of Cybertron who we happen to have had to make a treaty of alliance with all of the leaders of Earth, who certainly wouldn't like to see relationships between Cybertron and Earth ruined, all because of a tiny community of imbeciles who can't take "no ? for an answer. So unless you want to have as your enemies the whole entire Earth and a foreign planet, leave me and my family alone!

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by HPFanFrench. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from HPFanFrench: Hooo I like the letters it's so funny! XD Hey here a little serie of rejection letters which are a crossover with Transformers G1! ^_^

Here the first one (sorry for my spelling English is not my first language! ^_^')