Ok so I'm going to try and respond to every question or critic in the comments. 364wii asked me why didn't Lars help out Lincoln during NSL and Sounds of silence. I'm sure everyone has noticed that in this AU the events of NSL didn't get to the point where Lincoln was thrown out of the house (still don't know what the writers were smoking when they came up with that), although it did get to the point where Lars regretted not helping, but the reason he didn't help in either episode was because despite how I depicted him, Lars is kind of shy and timid and even he finds the idea of arguing with 9 girls (Lily is a baby) a pain in the ass, plus for the most part he blames Lincoln for always submitting to their sister's whims.
Now on to the new chapter focused on Lars and Girl Jordan's new found relationship.
"Bro I'm telling you Naruto is way better" - Lincoln pleaded with his brother
"Linc you have one more time to say that before I punch you in the-" Lars responded before being interrupted
"Well if it isn't the former cannonball champion"
Lincoln and Lars looked up to see Mollie, accompanied by Girl Jordan.
"Mollie, you only won that title by default" Lincoln retorted
"Cause you were too scared to face me" Mollie countered
"Cause I didn't prepare a swimsuit and my clothes got eaten! You saw the pictures we were laughed at for a whole week" Lincoln shouted
"Oh yeah" Mollie said laughing "that was classic" Mollie and Girl Jordan started laughing.
"Whatever by the way this is my little brother, Lars" Lincoln introduced Lars
"Um, hi.." Lars said as bashful as ever.
"We know who you are, you're that kid who called Chandler "Chelsea Chandler" Mollie said as Girl Jordan chuckled
Lincoln looked at his brother in disgust, that pun was almost bad enough to give Luan a run for her money.
Lars looked at Lincoln "What? He kept calling me Larry."
Lincoln sympathized with his brother since Chandler always called him Larry too... but at least Lars name was somewhat close to Larry! How do you confuse Lincoln with Larry?
Girl Jordan began to sit close enough to Lars that their arms were touching, making Lars nervous.
"You're pretty funny" Girl Jordan told Lars
"Thanks hahaha" Lars said smiling, looking at the blushing.
"Be careful Girl Jordan, he seems harmless now but-" "can you not?". Lincoln warned before being interrupted by Lars.
"Haha we'll see you guys at school tomorrow" Mollie said while signaling Girl Jordan to go.
"Bye Lincoln" said Girl Jordan giving him a high five "...Bye lars" Girl Jordan said, she high fived Lars as well but held onto his hand for a second, giving him something. With that they left.
Lars looked at his hand confused trying to see what Girl Jordan gave him, to his surprise it was her number... "Oh sh#t. Better not let Lincoln see this, he's terrible with secrets and the girls will break him in less then a minute" Lars thought to himself
"WOAH, IS THAT GIRL JORDAN'S NUMBER!" - Lincoln Shouted. "...Dang it".
"Look Lincoln you better not tell the girls about this, you know how they get" - Lars told his brother
Oh Lincoln knew how the girls got and what it leads to. Til this day Lincoln can't even THINK about kissing Ronnie Anne without flinching.
"Don't worry I won't, but wow Girl Jordan huh... Would've never saw that coming".
LITERALLY 10 MINUTES LATER...
"
LARSHASAGIRLFRIENDLARSHASAGIRLFRIENDLARSHASAGIRLFRIEND" Lola and Lana childishly chanted for the whole house to hear.
"OMGOSH, you guys are going to totes be together forever" Leni said
Lars looked directly at his brother, Lincoln looked back at him with a evil smirk. "If I had to deal with it, so do you!" Lincoln thought to himself.
"Look guys she's not my girlfriend all she did was give me her number" Lars tried to explain but in the Loud sister's minds she might as well have handed him a ring.
"Ooooo what's her name" Lori asked
"GIRL JORDAN" Lincoln shouted from a safe distance, Lars really wanted to get his hands on that punk.
"GIRL JORDAN!?" Lisa, Lana, Lola, & Lucy screamed as they began to squeal over it.
Lynn ran up to her brother and tackled him into a hug "wow lame'o, a 5th grader? Didn't know you had it in you" Lynn said with a sense of pride.
Lars being rather smart, getting good grades and testing extremely high allowed him to skip a grade putting him only one grade below Lincoln and Girl Jordan.
"So how are we gonna handle this guys" Lori asked
Red flag
"Nonononononono, YOU guys aren't handling anything, I've got this on my own" Lars said
"I'm very doubtful of that elder sibling" Lisa spoke "while I respect your intellect you're rather lacking when it comes to matters of the heart and understanding a female, especially one 2 years older then you. You wouldn't want to ruin this opportunity" Lisa finished
"Lisa... your idea of a date is reconstructing the genetic DNA of bugs and rodents" Lars retorted
"It's quite fascinating work actually" Lisa responded.
"Look, Lori and Leni are probably the closest ones out of all of you to being normal girls, and I'll be damned if I end up like Lori and Bobby" Lars said earning a round of heys from all the girls "I'm just gonna be casual with it... I'll just get to know her first and become friends then go from there. The only strategy here is to be myself"
"Oh this'll out to work out perfectly" Lola said being sarcastic.
"What was that you wannabe princess?" Lars inquired
"Oh nothing" Lola answered
"Just don't mess up twerp" Lori warned
"Whatever, if you don't mind I need to get back to texting Girl Jordan... Dear Lord I already sound like Lori" Lars said out loud.
"I've literally never been more proud of you" Lori said on the verge of tears
"Ughhh, I really hope he doesn't up as mushy and gross as Lori and Bobby" Lana said as she walked to her room
"You can say that again" Lola said agreeing with her twin
Later At Dinner Time...
"Sooooo Lars, we hear you have a little girlfriend now" Rita asked her son almost squealing herself.
The girls began to squeal with glee
"N-no mom, I just made a new friend that's all" - Lars replied
"A new friend that you've been texting nonstop all day" Lincoln muttered just loud enough for every one to hear. Needless to say Lars was beyond tired of Lincoln's sh#t.
All you could hear "AWWWwwWWWwwww" from all the girls.
"Ahhhh young love, reminds me of when I first fell in love" Lucy explained.
"Well I knew from the second you were born that you'd be a ladies man kiddo" Lynn Sr said
"Of course, he's handsome just like his older brother, and father" she said as she kissed Lynn Sr on the cheeks giggling.
"Umm yea, well I think I'm about full so.." Lars said not wanting to see his parents act so gross
"Yea me too"
"I'm out"
"Later dudes"
"Get a room"
"Thanks for the food"
"Ewww"
The loud children all evacuated the dinner table
The Next Morning At School...
"Heyyyyy, Larsssss" Girl Jordan called for him while speed walking towards him, her arms out prepared for a hug.
Luckily for Lars the only sibling with him right now was Lucy, while he was hoping to talk to her when he was alone it could be worse.
"Hi Girl Jordan" Lars said with a smile on his face
Girl Jordan caught up with Lars, unexpectedly deciding to give him a hug. Girl Jordan was roughly the same height as Lars despite being 2 years older, she was probably 2 inches taller than Lars.
"I know you usually sit with Lincoln during lunch but can we sit together today?" Girl Jordan asked
Lars didn't go a single *CENSORED* about sitting next to lincoln at lunch, hell the only reason he sat there was because of Stella, but now he has Girl Jordan. The only issue is that Girl Jordan sits with Mollie and Joy. You'd think living with 10 girls would make you less nervous around chicks...
"S-sure Jordan, I'd love to" Lars said nervously looking away failing to make eye contact.
Girl Jordan smiled at Lars and walked away satisfied, she thought he was cute and his bashful nature only made him cuter.
"Congrats big brother..." Lucy said mono-toned
Lars starred at Lucy for a good minute as he forgot she was even there...
Lunch Time...
Lars grabbed his food, he started to walk to Girl Jordan's table nervously, Girl Jordan eventually sees him in the distance.
"LARRSSSSS, OVER HERE." Girl Jordan said loud enough to grab some people's attention. "I guess she's not even slightly embarrassed by this" Lars thought to himself.
"Lars is sitting with Girl Jordan now?" Clyde asked
"Can't believe he just up'n ditched us" Liam said
"Really? You can't?" Zack said nonchalantly
"Heh didn't know your brother had game like that Lincoln" Rusty stated
"Yep" Lincoln said looking smug "What can I say, he's learned from the master" Lincoln said leaning back on his chair with his hand behind his head.
"Isn't that cute?" Stella also chimed in
Back at Girl Jordan's table Lars was just taking his seat
"Nice to see you again Lars" Mollie spoke
Lars just smiled at her.
"So this is Jordan's new boyfriend?" Joy simply blurted out. Lars just got here and he already feels embarrassed.
"LARS!? I always wondered but where do you get your clothes" Girl Jordan couldn't help but ask
"Oh um, my sister Leni usually helps me pick them at the mall or online. Sometimes we even make them together. She's sort of a fashion designer" Lars explained
"You look cute in pink" Girl Jordan said making Lars blush "you'd look cuter with a scarf" Lars has heard this before from Leni, he's just not ready to commit to the look yet.
"I think a scarf would look way more cute on you actually Jordan" Lars said making Girl Jordan happy.
"Woah is that Larry with Girl Jordan?" Chandler wondered
"Which Larry Chandler? Lincoln or Lars" Trent asked wishing Chandler would just learn their names already "nevermind that's clearly Lars" Trent concluded.
"Isn't that the brat that stuck me with the name Chelsea Chandler?" Chandler asked while Trent and Richie chuckled to themselves.
"Hmmm this sounds like the perfect opportunity to get him back" Chandler thought out loud
"Wait Chel... Chandler! Aren't we cool with Lincoln? I don't know if this is a good idea" Richie says scratching his head
"What does Larry have to do with Larry?" Chandler asked, at this point Trent was convinced he's doing this on purpose.
"Um... They're brothers?" Trent answered
"Huh? Really!? Well, It's only gonna be a playful prank fellas, Larry won't mind. It's just for fun" Chandler explained to his friends.
Trent and Richie looked at each other
"Well if it's just for fun and laughs then I guess we're in, what could go wrong?" Trent said.
To Be Continued...