364wii thank you for the constructive criticism, I'll be taking your advice and writing inner thoughts in italic. As far as the minor cursing Lars didn't get in trouble because he said all those cuss words in his head, except "damned" but it's been established that the Loud kids use the D word every once in a while. Regardless I appreciate the constructive criticism and also want to keep any cursing very minimal.
The Youngest Loud Siblings (minus Lily) were walking home from school. He'd never admit it but Lars has never been happier, he's made some rather cool older friends, and maybe even a potential older girlfriend. All in all he was satisfied, so much so, he forgot to bust Lincoln's head open for snitching on him.
"Someone looks happy" Lana said to Lars while making kissy faces
"Nope, she's not gonna ruin this for me" Lars thought to himself
"You should've seen how Girl Jordan ran into Lars arms, if I had a heart it would've skipped a beat" Lucy said
"Awwwwwww" was all you could hear from Lana & Lola
"She didn't run into my arms don't be so dramatic Lucy"
"Oh sorry, she speed walked into your arms..." Lucy rebuttaled
"How romantic" Lola said swooning.
"Ugghh" is a Lars could manage
"HEEEEYYYYY! LAAAAARRRRRYYYYY"
"Chandler?" Lincoln asked?
Chandler catches up to the young Loud siblings
"Oh, hey Larry" Chandler said dapping up Lincoln
"What's up Chandler" Lincoln said
"Nothing much, I just been looking for Larry, we need to talk"
Lincoln and Lars looked at eachother trying to figure out who he was talking to
Chandler rolled his eyes "Blonde Larry"
"Ahhh" Lincoln & Lars said
"What's up?" Lars asked
"Well you see, I'm throwing another party and wanted to invite you personally" Chandler explained "You can come too Larry" he said to Lincoln.
"Um, I don't know Chandler" Lars said scratching his head
Unlike Lincoln, Lars wasn't so big on huge social events with a lot of people, he just wasn't as social as Lincoln, he's a shy kid. Plus he was rather satisfied with his current social status.
"Cmon lair." "at least he was getting closer to my actual name.." Lars thought "Your girlfriend Girl Jordan will be there, she always comes through for a Chandler party" Chandler explained
"Hmmm Jordan will be there?... Wait Jordan isn't my girlfriend!" Lars told Chandler
"Yea yea" Chandler said dismissively
"Keep telling yourself that buddy" Lola joined in
"Will you guys be quiet" Lars demanded
"Well whatever here's the invite, think about it" Chandler said handing the invite to Lars
"Sure" Lars said accepting the invite as Chandler began to walk away.
"Wow who knew dating Girl Jordan would give you such clout? All dating Ronnie Anne did was get me teased" Lincoln stated "I had to kiss Chandler's butt and go through a scary house just to get a second hand invite" Lincoln complained.
"Well eldest brother, as Lars is 9 years old his accomplishment is more impressive in the eyes of your peers" Lisa explained
"I guess it wouldn't matter if I said we weren't dating one last time" Lars thought to himself
He began to look down at his invite "could this really be a new start to my social life" Lars couldn't help but asking.
Later That Night...
"So Chandler invited me to some party and said you'd be there" Lars texted Girl Jordan
"I'll definitely go if you go" Girl Jordan texted back
Lars then heard a knock at the door, it was none other then Luna "Aye bros time to grub". Lars and Lincoln got up and made their way downstairs.
Lynn Sr. presented his infamous lynnsagna. "So anything interesting happen today kids" Rita asked.
"OOOO OOOOO" Lana said raising her hand, "Oh boy, I already know what she's gonna say" Lars thought.
"Lars got invited to a party by Chandler, oh and so did Lincoln, kind of. But mostly Lars" Lana revealed
"Chandler? That brat whose nasty sewer party Lincoln tried to get invited to by using me?" Lori asked
"Yea... that'd be the one" Lincoln said still kind of ashamed.
"It would seem our second born male siblings popularity has risen ever since he started dating Girl Jordan" Lisa said
"You know... me and Girl Jordan have never even went on ONE date yet!" Lars thought to himself, explaining that would be pointless.
The family kept conversating
"So then Girl Jordan ran into Lars' arms like a princess in a fairy tail after being saved"
"AHHHHHHhhhhhHhHHhHhhHHHH" "hhehehehehe" all you could hear was the girls screaming and giggling.
Oh brother "literally none of that happened, she just greeted me with a hug, the story gets more dramatic every time you tell it, you stupid goth poet" Lars said
"You know what would be TOTES romantic?" Leni spoke
"Cake!?" Lola shouted
"A cake in the face!?" Luan added
"A walk through the cemetery" Lucy also added
"No..." Leni said confused "Like, a kiss" Leni said as the girls squealed.
"Ugh. If I listen to these girls I'd probably scare Girl Jordan away..." Lars thought
The Next Morning...
"Okay guys, party starts at 5, we've got until then to plan how we're gonna prank Blonde Larry" Chandler told Trent & Richie "Hmmmm... let's collect some information on Blonde Larry by talking to Original Larry" Chandler said pointing to a Lincoln who had just walked into class.
"Hey Larry" Chandler called getting Lincoln's attention "I still can't believe you and Blonde Larry are related" Chandler admitted. This didn't surprise Lincoln, Chandler can't even manage to remember his name.
"He's pretty funny, what can you tell me about Blonde Larry?" Chandler asked
"Hmmm..." Lincoln said trying to think about some important information about Lars "He's an anime nerd, especially when it comes to One Piece, if you want to ever make him angry claim any other manga/anime is better" Lincoln explained
"Hmmm what else" Lincoln thought "Oh and he's super afraid of bugs, I remember once Lola had to come kill a roach for him, needless to say we never let him live it down" Lincoln finished.
"That was surprising all very useful information" Chandler thought to himself "Um, thanks Lair #1. Hope to see you at my party later" Chandler said as he went back to his desk.
Chandler walked back to his friends "Boys I think we're in business" Chandler said wrapping his arms around Richie & Trent's shoulders.
5:00 P.M At Chandler's Party
Lincoln & Lars showed up to Chandler's party also bringing their little sister Lucy. Since this was a pool party they were dressed in bathing suits.
"Blonde Larry! OG Larry! Little Goth Girl" Chandler greeted "Glad you guys could make it, enjoy yourselves" Chandler said happy they came through.
"Well if it isn't Lincoln Loud" Mollie called on the diving board "I guess you're gonna duck me again" Mollie taunted
"Lars, put my towel over there for me" Lincoln said handing Lars his towel, look extremely serious "I need to handle some long overdue business" Lincoln said
"Right..." Lars responded grabbing his towel
"Ok Trent you record me and Blonde Larry" Chandler told Trent, Trent nodded "By the way do you know any animes?" Chandler asked.
"I know the popular ones like Pokemon, Dragonball z, sailor moon, and Naruto..." Trent spoke "I think my brother use to watch a show called Bleach" Richie added.
"Alright hopefully I can remember a few of those to keep the conversation going long enough to trick him. Before we start talking Richie you get this realistic spider onto Larry without him noticing" Chandler explained. "Then I'm going to call him over by the pool where I'll tell him he has a spider on his shoulder"
Richie shuttered at the bug, it was a little TOO realistic. "At least Chandler is keeping his word, this prank seemed rather tamed". Richie grabbed the fake spider and "accidentally" bumped into Lars, giving him the moment he needed, taking advantage he placed the spider on Lars"
Lars began to put him and Lincoln's towels down until he noticed Girl Jordan... And Lucy walking towards Girl jordan... "Oh no" Lars thought preparing to walk over there himself, until he's stopped by Chandler.
"Hey Lair" Chandler said "over here" Chandler said calling Lars, standing right by the pool.
"I should really stop Lucy from embarrassing me... but I don't want to be rude since he's calling me" Lars thought as he sighed
"Um.. what's up Chandler?" Lars asked "Why are we standing so close to the pool? Is he gonna push me in? Well that's not really worth worrying about" Lars thought
"I heard some interesting things about you" Chandler told Lars
"Like what?" Lars wondered
"That you're REALLY into anime" Chandler said
"Huh? That bum Lincoln must've told him, why does Chandler care? I highly doubt he's into anime" Lars thought .
"Especially One Piece" Chandler continued "but honestly we both know Bleach is superior" Chandler finished
Lars stopped trying to figure out what was going, or caring what's going on, he needed to address the ignorance that just came out Chandler's mouth.
"Chandler. Don't EVER speak of One Piece in vein again" Lars demanded semi loud. Lars was about to continue verbally assaulting Chandler but then he noticed Chandler had a very scared and cautious face.
"Um, Chandler?" Lars said concerned. Chandler took a step back.
"Larry... Don't panic but..." Chandler said calmly but worried
"What's going on" Lars asked
"Wait don't move." Chandler told Lars "There's a gigantic spider on your left shoulder" Chandler finally revealed to Lars.
Lars looked directly at his left shoulder and what he saw nearly stopped his heart. Lars let out the largest scream, a scream loud enough for the block to hear! He flinched so hard why trying to get the spider off his shoulder so he could run, which caused Lars to instantly lose his balance and fall in pool.
The whole party had been watching their interaction for a while since Lars was pretty much the only one who didn't notice Trent was filming them as he was too distracted by Chandler and whatever nonsense Lucy was telling Girl Jordan, needless to say everyone at the party was dying if laughter, even Lincoln, Lucy however wasn't as entertained by the teasing of her brother as she stood next to Girl Jordan.
Chandler was hysterical, this turned out way funnier then he could've imagined, then he had a brilliant idea. He picked the spider up and threw it in the pool near Lars before he resurfaced, man his mind works fast!
Lars resurfaced, after seeing the spider again he began to scream and push water towards it hoping to drown it as he escaped. What made the scene funnier is Lars resurfaced facing the opposite side of the spider, so he had to turn around before noticing it. Chandler almost couldn't breathe.
"Larry" Chandler said trying catch his breath "Larry, ahhhahaha. Larry calm down the spiders fake!" It took Lars a second to process that.
"Really Chandler!?" Lars yelled. The whole party still laughing.
"Awww c'mon Larry we were just having fun" Chandler said offering a hand to help Lars out the pool.
"Ok fine you me chandler" Lars admitted with some attitude.
"Man I hoped Girl Jordan didn't see that" Lars thought
Luckily, Girl Jordan and her friends were far enough away to have not noticed Trent filming, only Lucy was really paying attention. Girl Jordan didn't take notice until everyone started laughing.
"Oh man" Trent said laughing "I can't believe we got that on film"
"Lightning in a bottle my friend" Chandler said still laughing.
Later That Night...
Chandler had cleaned the backyard where he held his party and was ready to turn in for the night, he had just one last piece of business to handle.
"Better upload this to my channel, this is by far my best work I can't let it go to waste" Chandler said trying to figure out what would be the funniest thumbnail
Lars was still texting Girl Jordan. Thankfully she didn't see his shameful and humiliating behavior, while it was probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, he knew it'd blow over. Thank God only one of his sisters saw it, and it was Lucy.
"School tomorrow shouldn't be too much a pain in the ass" Lars thought to himself as he fell asleep, knowing little of what awaited him in the morning
The Next Morning...
Lars had parted ways with his siblings in order to head to their separate classes. A LOT of people were staring at him and chuckling but he was so tired and out of it he didn't even notice.
He walked inside his classroom and all you could hear was a roar of laughter. "Why is every one laughing at me? It can't have to do with Chandler's stupid prank? I mean simply hearing about it couldn't possibly cause this type of reaction" Lars was thinking
He sat in his desk confused and nervous. He then noticed his classmate right next to him was staring at him while watching a video out loud! What caught Lars' attention was when he heard " Don't EVER speak of One Piece in vein again" "is he watching ME?" Lars thought. Then he put everything together.
"Oh. ohhhhhh...oh...OHNO" Lars finally realizing what's going on. He looked at the kids phone and once again his heart nearly stopped. The video had already garnered over 600,000 views. The incident just happened not even a full day ago! Lars had gone viral, not only that but he noticed Chandler titled the video "Anime Nerd Pranked With Fake Spider" and the dialogue where Lars got triggered about One Piece was VERY audible "and of course I picked today to wear my Bleach sweatshirt" Lars thought, not to mention over half a million people (and growing) now think his name is LARRY! That's before we even get to the prank!
Lars lowered his head with his anxiety sky rocketing. "Okay calm down calm down" Lars had mixed feelings about this, he was getting attention the whole school was probably focused and talking about him, but then again he's a laughing stock now, it's only a matter of time before he becomes a meme! "I wonder if Girl Jordan will still talk to me" Lars said making his anxiety increase thinking about it.
Lunch Time...
Lars honestly wanted to go to the restroom and hide there all lunch period but the hall monitor really was dedicated to his job.
Lincoln left his class sighing preparing to go to Lunch as nervous as he's ever been, he definitely took his time.
As he walked the hall a group of 4th graders and 5th graders came up to him hysterical. "Are you Larry!?" A 5th grader said laughing
"Um" Lars said nervous and prepared to be laughed at "my name is actually Lars" he corrected them
"Well do you mind if we get a selfie with you" a 5th grade female asked smiling
"Yea me too bro"
"Yea"
"That was TOOOO funny"
Lars kind of stood there shocked, but shrugged and agreed to the selfies. This wasn't so bad.
Now for the moment Lars has been fearing. Lars took a deep breath and walked into the cafeteria, Lars took his sweet time so everyone was pretty much already there and seated.
As soon as Lars walked in the Cafeteria it was set ablaze by laughter. Lars expected this much. He went to grab his lunch even though he was much too nervous to eat. As he got his food 4th and 5th graders kept stopping to say hi, or give Lars a fist bump or high five. Lars' anxiety began to die down, "this type of attention isn't so bad" he thought.
"Seeeeee boys" Chandler said "They love Larry! I told you it was all harmless fun!" Chandler was saying that more so to himself. He didn't expect the video to go viral overnight, but everything seems to have worked out.
The only thing he was nervous about was Girl Jordan, he slowly started walking towards her table.
As soon as he got there you could hear the whole table laughing at Lars.
"Oh my God that was the funniest thing I've seen in soooooo long" Joy said
"When he turned around and saw the spider again i almost died" Mollie said making fun of him
Girl Jordan was laughing even harder now. Lars was more embarrassed then he's ever been, his face got redder and redder. Girl Jordan eventually nudged Mollie to make her stop laughing.
Girl Jordan looks at Lars' bleach shirt and chuckles "I didn't know you were into anime Lars" Girl Jordan states.
"Ehh only a little bit Jordan" Lars says in denial
Girl Jordan tilts her head confused "but Lincoln just told me you were obsessed with anime and even had a shelf full of Japanese comics" Girl Jordan said pointing to Lincoln who was waving
"Geez I really need to decide on how I'm going to kill Lincoln later" Lars Thought
"No need to be ashamed Lars I use to watch sailor moon with my big sister when I was younger!" Girl Jordan.
"Also don't let Chandler's prank get to you, I mean it's not nearly as embarrassing as what happened to Lincoln, Clyde, Zack, and Rusty at Jordan's last party" Mollie said
"Oh yea..." Lars thought "hmmm... I totally forgot all about that"
"Or what about that time Lincoln uploaded those embarrassing vids of his sisters and himself"
"AHAHAHAHA how could I have forgotten about that?" Lars thought. It's the one thing Lars is glad he was left out of.
"Christina still avoids Lincoln to this day" Joy said while laughing.
Lars embarrassment and anxiety completely disappeared. It's crazy how he almost shit his pants coming in the Cafeteria over being scared of a spider but that doesn't compare to the embarrassment Lincoln's probably felt. "Guy must have some real thick skin" he thought to himself.
The girls had successfully cheered Lars up. There was just one last hurtle Lars needed to clear... "May God show mercy on my soul."
After School...
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AHHHHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAKFKFMGNBYBGNTNGN" All of Lars siblings (except Lucy) were losing their minds laughing at Lars.
Luan threw her fake spider at Lola.
"Ahhhh no don't let it touch me" Lola said pretending to be Lars
All the siblings continued laughing uncontrollably.
"Hey guys cool it! We really shouldn't BUG him over this" Luan said making everyone bust back into laughter.
Luna even began singing a rendition of the "itsy bitsy spider" If it wasn't directed at me I probably would've found that funny Lars thought
"Why are my siblings such assholes" Lars thought to himself.
"Want me to walk you to your room Larsy? You never know when a scary looking bug may show up" Lola said mocking Lars
"If the bugs are as scary as your sleep face then sure" Lars said making Lola growl in anger "Especially spiders with polka dots, you know like Lunas underwear" Luna started to blush.
Thank God Mollie and Girl Jordan reminded me about those embarrassing videos.
The girls all started looking angrily at Lincoln, as he provided Lars with that material. "Serves that punk right" Lars thought to himself.
All in all this is still one of Lars best weeks. He hated to admit but Chandler got him pretty good... he'll have to think of a way to get him back. *Lars phone buzzes from a new message* After he finishes texting Girl Jordan that is.