Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Dragon Ball Super belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 346
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #217
Submitted By: lordMartiya
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To the United Kingdom's Ministry of Magic,
I have received one of your letters, effectively demanding my participation in your breeding program. Leaving aside the merits, or lack thereof of said program as it is organized, I fear I cannot be a part of it for a number of reasons:
1) I am not a citizen of your land, so I am not eligible.
2) I do not reside in your Universe, let alone your land, so I am not eligible.
3) As a former Kaioh and an apprentice Kaioshin, thus a God, I am not bound by mortal laws.
4) Even if I decided to take part in your program, as a member of the Shinjin race I am closer to a plant, and lack a compatible reproductive apparatus. That's without the various genetic problems.
Now, my intended reaction would be to come to your seat of power and exterminate you all for such presumption, but I am bound by divine laws that limit my ability to interfere with mortals. Should you try and force me to participate in your breeding program, however, you will have struck first, and I will be free to retaliate, within limits.
Zamasu
P.S.: If you need help with repopulation, please direct your prayers for help to lord Shin, the Kaioshin of your universe.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by lordMartiya. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol