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Maturin was the turtle god of the Macroverse. He slept within his shell, rarely coming out. Once, Maturin came out of his shell, because he had to vomit. His vomit was the known universe.
The Macroverse is similar to human multiverse theory, but there isn't one universe for every reality. There's just one universe, and it contains every reality.
In most of these realities, Mike Hanlon calls the Losers.
In this one, the Losers call him.
"Hey, is this Mike Hanlon?"
"Speaking."
"Is your husband running for Congress?"
"I— What?"
"Then you better catch him."
"...Richie?"
"Stan, actually. Richie threatened to tell my wife about the shower caps. I guess it's time, huh?"
"How—"
"We'll explain when we get there. Make us some reservations, will you? Anything but Chinese. Eddie can eat cashews now, but I just... don't like fortune cookies."
"...How does Mexican sound?"
"Sounds great, Mike. We'll see you soon."