Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Transformers: Bayverse belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 511

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #229
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Suicidal Morons,

WOW.

And here I thought Mom was kidding about these letters!

Before you morons actually have the damn audacity to try and order me of all people around, I suggest you review the paperwork I have so helpfully included with this reply. They will detail the circumstances of my own mating, while the pictures included with it will give you just an idea of how badly my mates will react should any more of your 'Aurors' attempt to forcibly detain me.

Fair warning to any others who accept the mission. My mates have a little something called 'Gladiator Protocol' hardwired into their processors. It sends them into a homicidal rage should I, or any of our four sparklings, be threatened. Just ask President Russo about what happened to an individual called Megatron if you don't believe me.

If those are not evidence enough, we will ensure that the mangled remains of your 'Aurors' are shipped home with full honors and awarded the Darwin Medal of Outstanding Stupidity post-humorously.

Fuck off. It's for your own preservation.

Sincerely,

Selena D. Metalia

Crown Princess of the United Magical Nations of Ishgar, Frostland, Arakitashia, and Giltena

Lady High Protector of Cybertron

Rear Admiral of the United States Marine Core

Director of N.E.S.T

Matriarch of the Metalia Clan, Branch Clan of the Ibrida Clan

P.S. As a courtesy for the years of alliance between our two countries, I feel the need to warn you that Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are already chomping at the bit to be unleashed upon your Ministry. If I do decide to give them free reign, I can guarantee that your entire society will be leveled to the ground. And that's before I get my hands on you, and before mom finds out.

P.S.S. Appealing to Optimus or the American Government for their help will not save you. They're just as pissed off about this fiasco as we are, although they are more inclined towards mercy.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Freerunner4427: These next few letters are follow up's from the AU Vega's Kids and the members of her clan if that wasn't clear. These all contain spoilers for a future set of stories that I have in the works.