Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and One Piece belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 511
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #232
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Magic,
I am replying in lew of my brother, Leviathan D. Dreyar, as he is currently incapacitated as well as for myself. Due to extenuating circumstances and a multitude of grievous and life-threatening injuries, Leviathan has been trapped in a medically induced coma for nearly three years.
I can tell you now, Gramps was NOT impressed with the way your so called Aurors conducted themselves when they were welcomed onto his ship, and if it wasn't for my mother stepping in to claim their heads herself, you would be left with little more than smears of blood on the Moby's deck.
Leviathan's MATE, a lovely man by the name of Thatch Twinblade (yes my brother is open, gleefully, and flamboyantly GAY,) has made it clear, in no uncertain terms, that he will take the heads of anyone attempting to kidnap his husband before displaying their severed balls as a warning.
I, on the other hand, am not only happily married to the loves of my life, I am intensely amused at the fact that they are willing to forego their highly public and well-known rivalry to defend my honor. It goes without saying that the rest of my crew will happily back them up as they raze your little empire to the ground to get me back.
After all, I suppose even you have heard about what the Straw Hat Pirates did to CP9.
Cordially yours,
Diana D. Dreyar
Princess of the United Magical Nations of Ishgar, Frostland, Arakitashia, and Giltena
Tactician of the Straw Hat Pirates
P.S. Since the moss head is currently destroying several acres of forest in an attempt to vent the rage from this, it falls to me to give you this warning. Attempt to take Diana, and we will show you exactly why we are members of the Monster Trio. ~ Dreyar Sanji, also on behalf of Dreyar Zoro (Yes we took her name, I disowned my family roughly a year ago and Zoro is an orphan.)
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Freerunner4427: These next few letters are follow up's from the AU Vega's Kids and the members of her clan if that wasn't clear. These all contain spoilers for a future set of stories that I have in the works.