Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Devil May Cry belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 693
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #233
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Dumbasses who embarrassingly call themselves Wizards,
I have no idea what you people expected to happen when you tried to kidnap Astrea, but I personally feel that letting them off with bullets in their kneecaps was light. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, Dante has a strict policy about not killing humans that aren't involved in demonic pacts. He doesn't have a policy against brutal maiming, however, which is why your Aurors are near unrecognizable but still alive, even though they probably wish they aren't.
Just in case you people are thinking about trying to pull this shit again, I'm going to outline just how deep the hole you have dug yourself really is.
You just tried to kidnap the wife of a Demon Hunter. Not just any Demon Hunter, but THE Demon Hunter, Dante Sparda. Yes, he is the son of the same Devil Class Demon that pulled our asses out of the fire over two thousand years ago. Not only that, but you also tried to kill their daughter, who is just as crass and bull-headed as her father along with being just as good of a shot with her guns, on the premises that she was an abomination.
To be clear, we are also talking about the same woman who shot the Demon King Mundus in the face, and mauled his servants to the point of death. If she could do that, what do you think she could do to the weak-willed idiot you people are trying to pair her up with?
Vergil is all for taking pot-shots at you people for a bonding experience with his son. Nero is actually on board with the idea, as you idiots have been pissing off his favorite aunt and his baby cousin.
Next time, we start aiming to kill.
Lady and Trish
P.S. I thought my mom already told you idiots to piss off! Do you people really wanna see what amount of property damage that the twin sons of Sparda can cause when they are sufficiently pissed off? Not to mention what I would do to you! ~Astrea D. Sparda
P.S.S. I am not a bloodthirsty person, despite my job. That said, I am giving Vergil free reign to kill anyone in bathrobes that show up looking for us. We'll ship whatever pieces we can find to their families. That should tell you just how pissed off I am. ~ Dante Sparda
P.S.S.S. Fuck with my family again, and I will have no qualms about unleashing the monster that Mundus turned me into. ~ Vergil Sparda
P.S.S.S.S. I'm with dad on this. Screw with us and I'll dance on the ashes of your ministry after we BURN it to the ground. ~ Nero Sparda
P.S.S.S.S.S. Did you know that Dragon blood combined with Demon blood creates a Demon Dragon? None of us knew before I was born. Cross us again and I'll be the one supplying the fire. ~ Bianca D. Sparda
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from Freerunner4427: These next few letters are follow up's from the AU Vega's Kids and the members of her clan if that wasn't clear. These all contain spoilers for a future set of stories that I have in the works.