Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Saints Row belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 446

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #235
Submitted By: Drixel
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To the "Ministry of Magic",

Didn't realise you guys had a death wish, trying to force the Boss of all people to do something. Then again people underestimate us all the time so I guess this type of shit checks out.

I've never seen the Boss so pissed off before, those guys you sent didn't stand a chance. Who knew a gun was better than a wand? At first I didn't have a clue what was going on, I thought it was just the Boss having a bad day and taking it out on some unlucky chumps in fancy dress but then she got drunk.

Really drunk. Drunker than drunk. Then she started babbling about magic and wizards so I thought someone had laced her drink so I brought up to her room just in case and it was trashed so I started cleaning up for her when I found your little letter.

Long story short, who the fuck do you think you are? She aint a citizen of the British Magical World, she aint even a part of British Regular World no more. Like she is legally classified as an American citizen and has been for as long as I've known her, for as long as I have loved her.

What the Boss and I have is something special, something I thought I could only find with Eesh, before I lost her. Hell, I nearly lost the Boss too, which is all the more reason for me to keep her by my side.

You can have Harolyn Jamesina Potter over my dead body, though knowing her you asshole's'll be dead the moment you set foot in Stilwater. This is her city and her life. I won't let you interfere.

Gat

P.S. Idk who this "Draco Malfoy" is but he sounds like a dick, and if he wants her he can fight me for her B)

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Drixel. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol