Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Elfen Lied belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 583

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #240
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dear Ministry of Morons,

I was very much angered to get a letter apiece for both myself and my son. I find it rather galling, considering that I was made persona non grata thanks to my husband despising the fact that I gave birth to a child with horns. I already have to deal with interference by the Japanese Ministry of Magic over what we call the Cuckoos' Nest, a haven and school for Diclonii, and I thought I was done with you people.

When I first decided to come to Japan, I never knew it would lead my path to another Diclonius child, a girl called Kaede. I adopted her, gave her the name of Lucy, and she and Harry have been nigh-inseparable since. Indeed, they are now lovers, and while I am sure you might argue that their relationship is invalid considering that they are siblings, keep in mind that they are adoptive siblings with no genetic relation...thus making Lucy a far better choice than whatever inbred chit you have lined up.

I also have no desire to marry another British wizard. I have married Dr Kurama, a good man I saved from becoming a monster, thanks to the manipulations of a vile man called Kakuzawa. In doing so, not only have I added his Silpelit daughter Mariko to our family, but also his own adoptive Silpelit daughter, Nana, who is an absolute delight.

She is so unlike most Diclonii, it's not funny. And we have, effectively, adopted another daughter, an unfortunate girl by the name of Mayu, whose stepfather and mother have had a bad case of karma come to them for their actions against Mayu.

I know there is a lot of hysteria about Diclonii and their violent instincts...but I have found that nurture wins out over nature in that regard. While Diclonii are still dangerous, I have found that treating them like human beings helps blunt their violent instincts. It's a daily struggle...but they win. Should you try to tear Harry and Lucy apart, though, I will not be held responsible for what follows.

In case you wish to press the issue, I have a rather violent man by the name of Bandoh working on our security, to say nothing of the power of a bunch of angered Diclonii. Have you ever seen a Diclonius use their Vectors? If not, and you still wish to pursue this, then I say that you're well overdue a Darwin Award.

You have been adequately warned.

Yours insincerely,

Lily Kurama

Director of the Cuckoos' Nest

Formerly Lily Evans

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: So, yet another shameless plug from me, for my recently-released story "Children of the Revolution", which is an "Elfen Lied" crossover...