Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Bionicle belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 587

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #241
Submitted by: Vic the Man
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Dear British Ministry of Magic,

Harry James Potter... that is a name I haven't heard in a very long time. Though ever since you threw me through the Veil of Death for the "murder" of Cedric Diggory, which killed me, then revived me as a Toa, and then threw me to Metru Nui, a long time is to be expected. Actually how long has it been since that? I assume that time flows differently here, so I have no idea how long it has been... thoughts for later.

Regrettably, even if I had a way back to England, your law still wouldn't work for me since I'm no longer human, nor would I wish to go through a ritual of some kind to turn me back into one. Plus being a 2.75 meter tall Biomechanical, "Bionicle" if you wish to shorten it, warrior with very high degree control over lighnting or anything electrical in nature is really awesome and I don't want to give it up.

Besides, after what I've been through: Rouge Metru Nui automated security bots with fellow rookie Toas, fighting the Spinarak as a semiferal Hordika, fighting the Makuta for the first time, evacuating the island of Metru Nui to the island of Mata Nui, who was their sleeping God I might add, being left alone for a century after my team turned into Turaga, fighting the Bohrok swarms with a new team of Toa, being beaten by by the elite Bohrak-Kal before assuming a new form, nearly killed by the dreaded Rhakshi assassins, fighting and losing to the leader of the Makuta, Teridax, before the newly awoken Toa of Light, Takanuva, would beat him, having to lead an eager team of rookies to Voya Nui to get the Mask of life to waken Mata Nui, beating the Pirhaka mercenaries and losing the mask to the ocean, mutating for a fourth time under the wave and arriving at Mahri Nui, fighting the mutated monstrosities that are the Barraki and Teridax possessing a very powerful security bot, saving Mata Nui at the cost of Matoro, being transported to the core of the world only to find my second team there with Takanuva, mutating for a fifth and final time, fighting the Makuta again, being tricked by Teridax so he could possess the physical body of Mata Nui, and finally joining all of my Toa brethren and sisters in a series of massive battles to protect everyone while Mata Nui and Teridax have their final showdown and reforming an entire PLANET... and this is just a basic summary of everything. Needless to say, you can all rot.

Yours truly,

Toa Harak

Toa of lightning

Wielder of the Mask of Polarity

Formerly Harry James Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Vic the Man. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol