Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 375

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #242
Submitted by: The Hero of Reading
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To whom ever this may concern,

I must say that I am deeply pleased with this Marriage Law that has been implemented. The plebeian masses just wouldn't of procreated without it! It has ensured that out numbers will skyrocket!

It is far more effective than a proper-gander push to encourage sexual activities, lacing food with a potion that increases libido or simply letting the population adjust by itself. This law is perfect and has no drawbacks at all!

It is unfortunate the majority of the wizards in our country have left for MACUSA, I suppose that is just how democracy works, if you don't like the laws being passed, you leave! Well I am sure it won't where the ones that want to marry muggles will go? Australia! Of course nobody would want to got there though MACUSA has needlessly restricting laws regarding marriage between muggles and wizards so they may have no choice! One must pity the fools.

Alas, I have caught myself rambling. I must depart for a spot of tea. i restate the stalwart faith in the Ministries of Magic's actions and- well it just moves me to tears the hard work you are doing to restore this country after that Dreadful-Person-Who-We-Are-Still-Too-Scared-To-Speak-About-Because-He-Was-Very-Very-Scary did his little thing.

With my deepest gratitude and the most sincere & enthusiastic admiration,

Henro Woolywolf of the Most Noble and Mysterious House of Duck

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by The Hero of Reading. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol