Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Pokémon belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 509

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #246
Submitted By: bleach103
Sequel to: Letters #115 and #160
Requested by: Elfin69
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Location Ministry of Magic

Meeting about how to get Harry Potter/Ash Ketchum.

Umbridge
So everyone, I want you to get the brat here so we can get him to marry Miss Weasely.

Lucius
Yes Ma'am, we just got to wait for the Aurors to come so that we can go.

Umbridge
Good.

Fudge
Are you sure this is wise? I'm not against it, but the Japanese Minister of Magic said for us to not to go into their country without permission.

Umbridge
Don't worry minister. We ar...

But she was interrupted.

BOOM!

The loud noise scared them, and then a giant creature they didn't know blasted into the room with a small yellow mouse looking creature on top of it's head.

Arceus
WHY ARE YOU HUMANS TRYING TO KIDNAP OUR REGIONS CHOSEN ONE?!

Pikachu
Pika Pikapi (Yes, why are trying to steal my friend?!)

Umbridge
Filthy beast get out of this place NOW!

Arceus
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING?!

Random Person
Don't worry Lady Umbridge, I'll get rid of them! AVADA KED...

Gets shocked by Pikachus thunderbolt knocking him out.

Another Random Person
How dare you filthy beasts?! Creatures like you should be put down!

Umbridge
My thoughts exactly! Filthy beasts like yo..

Was once again interrupted.

Arceus
SILENCE HUMAN WORM! I'M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO PERSUADE MY CHOSEN ONE TO GO INTO THIS MARRIAGE!

Lucius
But he's a wizard like us!

Arceus
NO HE ISN'T. HE'S AN AURA USER, NOT A WIZARD.

Umbridge
Lies! There has not been an Aura user since Sir Aaron!

Arceus
WELL, ASH IS ACTUALLY HIS REINCARNATION.

Pikachu
Chu (True.)

Arceus
AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH AN AURA USER! PLUS HE'S UNDER MY PROTECTION, SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT!

Umbridge
But he has to marry a Pureblood!

Arcues
HE'S A MINOR. HE'S ELEVEN AND NOT AN ADULT! ALSO HE'S MY SOUL-MATE, WHEN HE'S GROWS UP.

Pikachu
Pikachu Pika (Not even I knew that.)

Arcues
AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MESS WITH A SOUL-BOND!

Lucius
Fine. Even I know that's illegal, and it can get you killed.

Umbridge
(Looking mad that she failed at getting Harry)

After that, Harry/Ash was taken of the list.

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by bleach103. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

This letter was requested by Elfin69 who wanted to see a confrontation with Arceus and the Ministry of Magic.