Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and X-Files belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 299

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #251
Submitted By: deathraptor22
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Dear Ministry of Magic,

Is this a thing? Seriously, is this a thing? If there was whole parliament of wizards, I think I would have heard about it somewhere. Still, you sent by partner this letter, so…

Frist off, there is no Lilly Evans at the F.B.I. When the owl showed up, I looked into it. And I don't know why you seem to think it's my partner, but's not. Scully doesn't even believe in magic or anything else that can't be prove by science for that matter, let alone is actually practicing magic. I promise you, any wizard married to her with would be extremely unhappy.

Second off, Dana Scully isn't even British. She was born and raised in the U.S.A, so in any case she wouldn't qualify for your marriage law.

Third off, and more importantly, even if Scully was a witch, and/or she is NOT anyone's breeding stock and anyone tries to come take will meet the business on of my weapon. I am NOT letting that happen again! Provided she doesn't take care of you herself!

Sincerely,

Fox Mulder

P. S. Just intercepted this before it went out and while I don't think you all are actually wizards, I second everything Mulder says in this letter.

P.S.S Also intercepted this letter. Trust me, just walk away now. Even if you win the stress will shave years off you life. Why do you think I can't quit smoking? — CGS

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by deathraptor22. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from deathraptor22: Nice new batch. Hey, I have another one for you. This is the X-Files in honor of the 25th anniversary that just passed