Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Naruto belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 529

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #252
Submitted By: tanithlipsky
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THIS IS FOR THE IMBECILES OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC IN ENGLAND...

KUSO! URUSAI!

I AM A REINCARNATION! I AM NOT EVEN HERMIONE GRANGER ANYMORE! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOUR LETTER MANAGED TO FIND THE WORLD I AM IN!

ALSO: I READ YOUR LETTERS AND I AM AGHAST! WHY DID YOU CREATE SUCH IDIOTIC LAWS?! HAS YOUR LOGIC DIED? HAVE YOUR BRAINS DIED?! WHO ARE YOU TO ORDER ME TO MARRY SOME ARROGANT TEENAGER!? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY MY CURRENT FAMILY?!

I THINK THAT YOU ARE ALL PSYCHOPATHIC FREAKS! YOU ARE ALL UTTER LUNATICS!

LEAVE ME AND MY HUSBAND ALONE! I AM HAPPILY MARRIED TO A FANTASTIC MAN! I HAVE A DAUGHTER! DO NOT FORCE ME TO KILL MY DAUGHTER AND... OR...MARRY SOMEONE ELSE OR ELSE...

SEE BELOW...

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY...

IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE US ALONE... I WILL PUNCH ALL OF YOU! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MEDICAL TECHNIQUES! MY DAUGHTER WILL DO THE SAME IF YOU DARE TRY ANYTHING! AND... IF YOUR INSANE LETTERS DO NOT STOP, MY HUSBAND WILL MURDER YOU.

WITH MY UTTER INSINCERITY (EXCEPT FOR THE MURDER PART),

FORMERLY: HERMIONE GRANGER (NOTE THAT! YOU BAKA MONSTERS!)

CURRENTLY: SAKURA HARUNO UCHIHA (WELL... I WAS REBORN INTO THIS WORLD with that NAME!)

PS: MY HUSBAND IS CALLED SASUKE. HE HAS THE POWER TO DESTROY THE CONTINENT. I ALSO HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALL CAPABLE OF VARIOUS VIOLENT THINGS...

KUSO KURAE! SHANNARO TO YOUR DAMN MARRIAGE LAWS! GO AWAY!

I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY STATE THAT I WILL PUNCH YOUR DAMNED MINISTRY TO PIECES OF USELESS RUBBLE! GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by tanithlipsky. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from tanithlipsky: to Captiosus, please… blame my mind. I had a weird dream once and hence the crack pairing in chapter 222. - regarding Galaxia/Neville.

I love all the chapters!:D

Naruto/HP crossover for fun... I have bizarre ideas...

Kuso - shit

Urusai - shut up

Baka - idiot

Shannaro - have no literal meaning, but it can be translated into "Hell yeah!", "Hell no!", or "Damn it!" depending on the situation.

Kuso Kurae - eat shit!

NOTE: this is a Howler, hence the capitals...