Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 420
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #256
Submitted by: AzureNight1994
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Sent to Daily Prophet
Dear Former Country of Origin,
I must say you are taking an oddly active stance at the state of the country, since during the time of the war you proceeded to bury your heads in the metaphorical sand.
Even after the second civil war you were shown to still not want us half-bloods, 'muggleborns' and 'blood traitors'. We have since obliged you and have left the country making sure to take any new-bloods with us so that we don't 'sully' your community with our 'dirty blood'.
The fact that you have only now realised that you require us to bolster both your numbers but also lower the chance of a child that wont suffer from the effects of inbreeding. This doesn't speak well of your intellect, but I regress. We have long since became our own community with our own laws as such I will list bellow a number of laws you have broken in our community:
1- Attempted Kidnapping (Multiple)
2- Attempted False Imprisonment (Multiple)
3- Trespassing (Multiple)
4- Attempted Accessory to Rape (Multiple)
5- Broken Libel Laws (Multiple)
6- Assault (Multiple)
7- Open Attack on a Foreign Community without War Deceleration
Due to your breaking of these laws we have no other choice but to:
a- Consider those acts as a deceleration of war
b- Subsequently send this war deceleration
During this war we will:
1- Fight with the intent to kill but to take when possible
2- Aim for Military targets such as the Ministry of Magic
3- Aim to not attack civilian targets when possible
As former British Citizens we have to apologize for the inconvenience.
Yours Sincerely,
Prime Minister of the Republic of Magical Isle Of Man Hermione Granger
Minister of Education Harry Potter
Minister of War Bill Weasley
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by AzureNight1994. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
