Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and G.I. Joe belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 588

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #258
Submitted by: Archangel N. Bloodraven
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Dear English Wizards,

I am well aware of the current population issues as I caused them.

After you exiled me after my very lethal response to Voldemort, his Death Eaters, and their sympathisers, I honestly thought I would never see my home shores again. I traveled the world, fell in love, and wed a man who is far more my equal than anyone you could match me to.

My husband is a shadow warrior who is so adept he can approach a target in broad daylight wearing all white, kill them with a katana, and vanish into the crowd of witnesses without a trace. He is an excellent teacher and I am an enthusiastic student.

So if you feel the need to come after me, we will slaughter everyone you send against us. If you actually manage to take me, we will start at opposite ends of the wizarding world and carve our way back to each other just so we can finish your eradication together.

However if you do make another attempt, I will simply wipe the english ministry from the face of the earth. It's much more efficient and my husband has responsibilities, and I have nothing better to spend my inheritence on.

Stay out of my life,

Magdalena Ivy Arashikage-Potter-Black-Pervel

Destro chose that moment to enter Maggie's office. "M'lady, I will sell to anyone anytime, but what does a civilian such as yourself need with an orbital laser with cloaking technology?"

"Did the payment go through?" Maggie asked absently as she sealed the letter and tied it a snow white owl.

"Of course." The arms dealer said.

"And the satellite is in place and the target coordinates preset?"

Destro bristled. "Madam, I am a professional."

"And yet you poke about in matters that don't concern you." Ivy flung the owl out a nearby window and watched it wing away.

"When gold comes into the McCullen vaults from Gringots, I feel the need to find out just what my goods are being used for."

"I just need the laser's warning shot to wipe out that target, then Cobra Commander can have his fun. I need the cloak to ensure the Joes can't stop the one I need."

"Your wife gives the nicest gifts, Storm Shadow." Cobra Commander breezed into the office on the heels of his shinobi assassin and scooped up the remaining sheet of parchment frowning under his mask as he read. "It's been too long since I threatened the world with orbital annihilation. Besides, we parselmouths should stick together. ~Or did you think the snake motif was an accident?~"

Ivy grinned in spite of herself. "~Behave commander. Or my husband there will have to arrange an accident.~"

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Archangel N. Bloodraven. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol