Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Tokyo Ghoul belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 620

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #259
Submitted by: Quatermass
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Dolores Umbridge didn't know why the local DMLE had stared at her when she demanded to know where the 'insulting slattern who showed such egregious disrespect to the Senior Undersecretary' was. She also didn't know why they took issue with her telling them that their efforts to deal with the Ghouls were inadequate...not that she really cared that this was the CCG's jurisdiction. However, they soon received word that someone would meet her in a construction site in the 20th Ward at 9 that night. Another insult, but the Japanese Ministry didn't know how to do anything, in her not so humble and frankly racist opinion. She even decided a team of Aurors was not necessary. She would be all that was needed to drag Potter and Granger back to Britain.

She made it to the construction site, and waited impatiently, until a pair of shapes seemed to melt out of the shadows. One seemed to be a young woman, wearing a pink wig and a rabbit mask. The other a hooded coat and a falcon mask. Umbridge sneered. "Who are you two? Where is Potter and Granger?"

A scoff emitted from behind the rabbit mask. "That's none of your business, bitch. Who do you think you are, trying to take Harry from me?"

"...So you're the one who is obstructing the Ministry in their..." Umbridge began, only to have her eyes widen when the rabbit-masked figure's back seemed to burst open, sprouting a strange wing-like shape, seemingly made of blood and flame. "...You're...you're a..."

"Ghoul, yes, I know," sneered the rabbit-masked figure. Suddenly, a barrage of blood red crystals smashed into Umbridge's batrachian face and dumpy body.

As the life faded from her, Umbridge saw the figure with the falcon mask approach. "And this is why you shouldn't take me away from my girlfriend."

'Impossible,' Umbridge thought, and it was to be her last...

Touka Kirishima took off her mask, and grimaced at the corpse that lay sprawled on the floor of the construction site. "I'll get Yomo to clean this up. I'm not eating this bitch. At best, she'll repeat on me. At worst...well, I'm afraid she's got more toad in her than I want in my meals."

The falcon-faced figure removed his mask, revealing Harry Fueguchi, born Harry Potter, a wizard raised by Ghouls. "Yeah, I agree. Besides, she should have known better than to argue with my Ghoulfriend."

Touka winced. That pun physically hurt her...

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Quatermass. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Quatermass: Okay, another one as a shameless plug for my "Tokyo Ghoul" crossover "Raptor of the 20th Ward". For once, I'm not doing a letter...but a non-canonical what-if scene, though Umbridge will probably get hers in another manner in the story itself (and Sakura Lisel, please put the one line Harry speaks as Raptor with the mask on in italics)...