Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 590
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #260
Submitted by: BloodyKitsune1997
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To the Ministry of Idiotic Sheep and Manipulative Assholes,
Looks like you somehow managed to bypass the laws of space and time to send this stupid letter, I actually applaud you for somehow managing to do that. Seriously, well done. Did you have Hermione or some other muggleborn figure it out before taking credit for it? I can totally see that happening if things are like they were back when I was still in that dimension.
In case my taking a dive into the veil of death didn't make it clear since you seem to have trouble figuring that out, I am fucking done with that world and it's idiotic expectations. Of course, you're either too stupid because of inbreeding or trying to take back the stuff I took with me to leave me alone.
Well, I'd like to tell you that I'm not buying into the fucked up 'law' you're trying to use especially since I am no longer a resident of that world. To put it plainly, I don't give a fuck if you all die. The only one I'd feel sad about it Luna, but I highly doubt she'd stick around once I left.
I haven't gone by Amarantha Dorea Potter-Black since I arrived in this new world which was near about 16 years ago. My name is Lynx and you'd know that if your heads weren't shoved so far up your asses that you can see the sun. As a result, you have no claim on me nor will I acknowledge any claim whatsoever.
If you try to state a marriage contract or anything like that, you're shit out of luck since all of them require both the participants to be virgins unless they lose said virginity to the other participant in the contract. As I haven't been a virgin in over ten years, I am not eligible for any contracts of that form.
I am the consort of King Sinbad of Sindria and completely loyal to him. I helped him become king and am a founding member of Sindria. I may not be bound to him by a Djinn as the others are, but I am bound by magical oath meaning that I would die if I were to agree to your monumental stupidity.
I am not going to bow down to anyone other than Sin and even then, I don't truly bow down to him.
Go fuck yourselves,
Lynx
Sindria's Wild Cat
Sorceress of Winds
Sorceress of Sindria
Consort of Sinbad
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by BloodyKitsune1997. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from BloodyKitsune1997: (Little thing to say to the readers) I've been watching and reading the Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic manga/anime which is giving me so many ideas.