Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Heralds of Valdemar belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 530

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #261: Horsing Around
Submitted By: Amalys_Lux_Tenebrae
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The letter was slightly singed around the edges and damp with melting frost, but according to a quick check there were no harmful magics attached to it. Carefully Lillith Crawford slid a knife under the wax seal and peeled open the missive. There was no blast of virus or liquid fire, no howler style yelling, just writing in a rather shaky looking cursive.

It would be a relief to read a polite acceptance for a change…

Madame Crawford,

I, Herald Ervan, apologise for the length of time it has taken to reply to your enquiry. It appears that there is no-one of the name 'Harry Potter' anywhere amongst civilised people here.

I found your letter and was charged to find the owner of it, as is my duty and privilege as a Herald of Valdemar. However, I have searched Valdemar, Rethwellan, the Heighlei Empire, Velgarth, and even as far as the Eastern Empire at great risk to both myself and my Companion on a number of circuits and have found none to claim the missive.

On return to the Collegium, Her Majesty Queen Selenay approved the opening of the message so that you may be made known of our efforts and their outcome, at which point, my Companion collapsed. We were at first worried that he had been overstrained, until I realised that the wheezing sound emanating from Arri was in fact laughter.

Arri has asked that I write a comment for him, and so I quote. "Millicent would never survive my horse sized dick." At which point he became incoherent with laughter yet again. We are currently very worried for his health.

I am not quite sure what Arri meant by his statement, it is physically impossible for a human to have receptive sex with a Companion, not that one would consider it either way (and if they did, I doubt that they would be chosen as a Herald).

I thank you for confidence in our attempt to find Harry Potter on behalf of Millicent Bulstrode for you, but I and my superiors believe that he is elsewhere.

Ervan

Chosen of Arri

Herald of Valdemar

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Amalys_Lux_Tenebrae over on Archive Of Our Own. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Amalys_Lux_Tenebrae: Some very interesting crossover ideas that made me laugh. Thank you for sharing. I don't know if you're still collecting them, but here's one I haven't seen yet. Enjoy!