Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Thor and Avengers belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 647

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #262: Valkyrie Princess of Asgard
By: Sakura Lisel
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Hail Midgardian Wizards,

I do not know who this Hailey Iris Potter is, but I assure you that I am not her. Even if I WERE her, I am not in the least interested in becoming the bride of some paltry mortal wizard, nor will my father, the mighty All father King Odin of Asgard will permit such a union without his sanctioning. I am already in a solid courtship with another who already has my families' approval, and I have no reason to break up with him for your law.

My brothers Thor and Loki for once both agree whole heartedly together on something, and swear they will smite any who dare come after me involving this law. Speaking of which, Thor humbly apologizes for the condition of the law enforcement agents that arrived shortly after my letter did, but he swears he'll do worse to the next group that shows up.

Your delivery owls happened to find when I was visiting Midgard and was staying with my brother Thor, and his mortal friends when your missive arrived with this presumptuous demand that I 'return' to take part in a marriage law in a country I have never lived in before, as if you have any right to make such demands of me even if I was a citizen of your society.

My name is Princess Angela Freya Odindottir of Asgard, third in line for the throne behind my older brothers Prince Thor and Prince Loki. I believe you Midgardian Wizards must have heard of THEM before, especially my brother Loki and what he did on Midgard just a few years ago in the land you call New York City.

Plus, feel yourselves lucky if my brothers get to you first before I do. Depending on Thor's mood by the time he gets there, he might not wipe all of you out. Loki I am not so sure. But if I have to come after you mortals, I along with my Valkyrie troops will make you mortal wizards wish you were never born as we wipe your entire society off the face of Midgard, for this callous affront upon my person.

Don't bother sending a response back, because by the time you get this letter, I will be back home on Asgard, and I highly doubt your owls will find your way here, unless Heimdall opens the Bifrost bridge for them.

Insincerely yours,

Princess Angela Freya Odindottir of Asgard

Commander of the Valkyrie Troops of Asgard

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was created by me in a fit of inspiration. lol If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Anybody remember Angela the Valkyrie? Former character from the Spawn comic book series, until her creator left the company, but not before he bought all rights to the character off of his old workplace and took himself and Angela to Marvel Comics, and sold the character to Marvel, where Marvel made her the long lost younger sister of of Thor and Loki who was kidnapped as a baby who knows how many years ago.

She even made her first big animated debut in the Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon series, when the Guardians visited Asgard and met the entire royal Asgardian family. *lol*