Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fairy Tail and Hellsing belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 491

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #265
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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Dear Morons that have taken it upon themselves to dictate my life:

At the suggestion of my coworker and long time partner (whom you may know as Alucard, Vlad Tepes, or Dracula depending on his mood) I am sending you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent annihilation.

If you are curious about the frequency of these letters, I assure you it is merely to instil as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to feed to my lovely wife and only son before I proceed to BURN YOUR WORLD TO THE GROUND!

You fuckers got Strike One when you tried to rope my cousins, the Dreyars, into this. Strike Two was sending that fuckiing letter to me next. Strike Three was when you tried to invade Hellsing HQ.

Sir Integra has gleefully given me full permission to declare that our treaty has been voided. We will no longer be shielding the British Enclave against the threat of the Iscariot Order. Have fun explaining this fuck up to your citizens.

Follow me on Twitter TheDragonKing!

Sincerely,

Sir Nashi D. Dragneel

Prince of the United Magical Nations

Knight of the British Empire

Dragon of the Hellsing Organization

P.S. Paladin Anderson is an old friend, and actually officiated my wedding to my dearest husband as I am a catholic. We're going to have a head count competition when we arrive in say, twenty minutes. Please do put up your best fight, it gets boring when we mow through the weaklings first. ~ Natalia Dragneel (Princess Consort of the United Magical Nations)

P.S.S. You people are absolute idiots if you thought this was even remotely smart. Dad is a Hellfire Dragon. His flames are actually sentient to a degree and actively seek out those that have wronged their wielder. And that's not even getting into what MOM is capible of! ~ Andre D. Dragneel (Prince of the United Magical Nations)

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Freerunner4427: This is my favorite time of the day! Time to add more Fairy Tail! This one is a Three way crossover between Harry Potter, Fairy Tail, and Hellsing. Enjoy!