Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fairy Tail and Lord of the Rings belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 554

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #266
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Magic and to Whomever it May Concern:

In regards to the formal letter sent to my lady, Her Magisty Tsunami D. Durin nee Dragneel (Dragon Queen of Speholm by the Sea of Rhun, Princess Consort Under the Mountian,) about her imminent marriage to a 'Pure Blood' of your choosing, your demands that she divorce her current partner, and the demands that she relinquish custody of her children, we are quite pleased to inform you that she will not be complying with your demands in any way shape or form.

Not only is Her Magisty EXTREMELY incensed about this, so called, 'Mandatory Marriage Law', she is also EXTRAORDINARILY irritated that attempts from your Aurors to kidnap her and FORCE her compliance. Should you continue such attempts, she has explicitly stated that we (her citizens and retainers) will be given attack on sight orders and blanket approval to use lethal force in our defense of her person and household.

The Darrow of Durin's Folk and the Lonely Mountian are also up in arms over this matter, as we are allied to their kingdom through the initiation of several matings and marriages, the greatest and most influential of which is our own Queen's marriage to Crown Prince Fili Twinaxe and Second Prince Kili Swiftarrow. We feel the need to warn you that should you persist, you will be declaring war upon both of our kingdoms.

Upon such a declaration, you will not only be beset by our kingdoms, but by our allies as well. The Elves and Men have long been allied with our forces, and the Skin Changers are the sister species of the Dragons of Speholm.

We wish you luck if they decide to send the Hobbits in though. Our own Dark Lord (who was probably the closest thing to a god in semi-immortal form) didn't survive against them, what makes you think you stand a chance?

That is not even factoring in Her Magisty's children into the equation. The princesses are rightfully angry, and the Princes are currently planning the best way to hit you where it hurts.

May Mandos Bring You Suffering,

Nadia Lightfury

Lady-in-Waiting of her Majesty Queen Tsunami D. Durin nee Dragneel

Lady Wavescale

Slayer of Ancalagon the Black

Conqueress of the East

Princess of the United Magical Nations

Princess Consort Under the Mountian

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Freerunner4427: The second one of the day! This time it's a mix of Harry Potter, Fairy Tail, and Lord of the Rings!