Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Justice League and Teen Titans belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 806

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #267
Submitted By: Architeuthis
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To the Ministry of Magical Nincompoops,

ENOUGH ALREADY!

How many times do my friends and I have to kick Auror arse before you get the bloody hint?! I will not marry Ginny Weasley, and I certainly won't go back to magical Britain. I'm not about to let you sods kick me in the teeth again.

That kangaroo court before what would have been my fifth year was the last straw. Dumbledore got there in time to whisk me away before you could Obliviate me or bind my magic – even if he was a few seconds too late to stop you gits from snapping my wand.

Sirius blew a gasket when I told him about what had happened. Next thing I knew he was Floo-calling some friend of his. After that, both he and the friend were urging me to step on through. The next thing I knew, I was in California being introduced to a group of kids my age called the Teen Titans.

I think you can guess where this going: I'm now the Titan called Warlock. I get to fight evil alongside my friends, and I get to learn about both the wizarding and muggle worlds. Turns out Hermione was right about you guys being at least a few decades behind the times. (Shocker, I know. She is the brightest witch of our year after all.)

For instance, the witches and wizards here – at least the ones associated with the Justice League – have figured out how to have their tech without it getting fried by people's magic. So, I've gotten spoiled with being able to use the Titans' gear as well as my magic.

Raven has been a big help. The first thing she did was teach me wandless magic. Actually, that was the second thing she did. The actual first thing she did call me a bloody idiot for getting so dependent on a wand in the first place.

She pointed out that if wandless magic was as difficult as everybody claims, accidental magic would not happen. She also taught me a boatload of mental disciplines to help me control my emotions and ward off mental attacks.

As for the other Titans, Robin has been giving me actual lessons in combat and strategy, so I don't have to rely on "sheer dumb luck" to get out of sticky situations. Cyborg has been teaching me about muggle technology, and Starfire and Beastboy have been showing me their favorite hangouts and introducing me to their favorite foods, games, shows, etc. It's been brilliant.

I told the Justice League everything I knew about Voldemort – and I'm not going to apologize about Dr. Fate's "confrontation" with Dumbledore. Everybody on this side of the pond knows that prophecies are wooly at best.

Furthermore, neither I nor the other Titans liked the idea that Dumbledore was planning on making it my job to face Voldemort, destroy his Horcruxes, or both. Dr. Fate and some his fellow sorcerers in the League took care of both problems. You're welcome.

While there are some people in magical Britain that I miss – and they know who they are – I've been a lot happier in sunny California with the Titans than I ever was in England. Besides, I'm eighteen.

That means I have plenty of time to tie the knot with Raven or somebody else. It's not my job to help you with your population problems, either.

Harry Potter

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Architeuthis. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Announcement as of 1-2-19: Sorry everyone whos been waiting since October for a new update. A medical emergency involving myself back on November 21 that landed me in the hospital has curtailed ALL of my plans for updating some of my stories BEFORE the end of the year.

Even now, while I'm writing this I'm currently STILL trapped in the hospital where I've been since November 21, with no sign of being let out any time soon to go back home, even for Christmas or my birthday thats on the 30...