Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Dragon Ball Z belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 371
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #268
Submitted By: BlackTyrantValvatorez
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To the maggots who thought that I was Blaise Zabini,
I am not him as a matter of fact. Even if by some strange coincidence that I was him, I have no intention of obeying your stupid marriage law, Ministry of Magic maggots. And if you dare to send Aurors in hopes of capturing me, I'll not only repel their attempt but also save you trouble by visiting you maggots to show you exactly what you're up against. Consider this your first warning from me. I will also mention that I'm above you maggots in the Pecking Order. It goes like this (it's by descending order, so anything above something is listed below):
You (basically everyone who is not otherwise mentioned in the order):
The dirt.
The worms inside of the dirt.
Popo's stool.
Kami.
Then Mr. Popo.
If you do disregard this letter and send people in the hopes of making me divorce my wife, they will quickly learn their place in the Pecking Order. And it's likely that one of them will die and another will be sent to the Fuck Box. So I do hope that you have brains and not awaken the sleeping giant, leaving the cliche to one side.
Sincerely,
Mr. Popo.
Demon God of the Church of Fuck Box
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by BlackTyrantValvatorez over on Archive Of Our Own. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from BlackTyrantValvatorez: I'm here with another Dragon Ball rejection letter, this time from TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged.