Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Cuphead belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 232
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #269
Submitted By: bleach103
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Dear Ministry Of Magic,
We are freaked out that you would want us to join in this marriage business. We are flattered about that, but there are a couple of reasons why we can't do it.
One, we are underage.
Two, we live in a different dimension.
Three, we aren't humans but toons.
The last reason is that we already have girlfriends. Mugman has Cala and I have Baroness Von Bon Bon, and we won't have anyone else.
Sincerely,
The Cup Bros.
Cuphead and Mugman
Ps We also heard that The Devil and King Dice also got these letters. Must be pretty desperate to have them on the list.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by bleach103. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol