Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fairy Tail and Bleach belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 630

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #272
Submitted By: Freerunner4427
Sequel to: Letter #204
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To the Ministry of Magic:

While I do so applaud the ingenuity of your Unspeakables in devising a way to transport your owl to the afterlife without killing them, it falls upon me in inform you of my dearest adoptive sister's decision regarding your fucked up marriage law.

As decreed by her Majesty Ember D. Aizen nee Dragneel, any and all attempts to force her compliance in your Marriage Law will be met with lethal force. The souls of your fallen Aurors will then be fed to the various Gillians that like to gather on the edges of our territory, and or handed over to the Soul Society for experimentation at the hands of the truly terrifying Mayuri Kurotsuchi and Kisuke Urahara with the full blessings of Captain Commander Shunsui Kyoraku.

I honestly would not wish that fate on my worst enemy, but you've gone and royally pissed off Her Majesty to the point she is willing to do so.

Now before you even think about sending actual people here to call our bluff, let me inform you about just what you would be facing.

Ember prefers to deal with her enemies by freezing them solid and then dropping them in a pit of lava to watch their bodies pop. Her husband Sosuke likes to drive people mad by playing with their minds through the use of undetectable and unbreakable illusions before killing them.

Their son enjoys blinding people with his magic before stabbing them to death with conjured swords of solid light. Their fucking CAT Israel likes to stab people who piss of his partners with a Blade of Woe that drains the life force from a victim. And then there's me. I like to slowly rend people to fucking ribbons with my claws so I can relish in their screams of agony and revel in their soul's destruction.

And the royal family is just the tip of the fucking iceberg when it comes to dishing out pain.

The rest of the Arrancar are just as overprotective of our Queen and King and the little Prince as I am, and for the record, I'm only the sixth strongest out of them. I'm just respected by them because I'm Ember's adoptive brother and I have the fucking intelligence to outwit and outlast them in a fight.

Long explanation short, if you attempt to enforce your bullshit law by sending your people here, we will rip them to pieces and their lives and blood will be on your heads.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Sincerely,

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Prince of Huceo Mundo

Duke of Los Noches

Commander of the Arrancar

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Freerunner4427. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Freerunner4427: Ah, another day, another letter to write! This time it's a mix between Harry Potter, Fairy Tail, and Bleach! Grimmjow is a little OOC in this, but being around Ember's somewhat calming personality has helped him mellow out a bit in the years they've known one another.