Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Species belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 328
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #273
Submitted By: WhiteElfElder
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Dear Ministry of Magic,
Harry here, I thank you for your offer to find me a bride to be...however, because of my unique situation I will require multiple wives in order to properly repopulate the Species. Just so you know, I recently had a trip to the United States and may have come into contact with a foreign matter that my magic assimilated.
Due to this assimilation I find I have a very high sex drive and it is 100 percent guaranteed that whatever human female I have sex with will become pregnant; not sure about non-human. So cheers, and bring on the dears that I am to have relations with.
By the by, the female does not have to be married to me if she just wants a child through me...I accept all healthy women that are free of defects to their genetics. I would suggest that if you want a very high level of re-population that you simply keep sending me the women of your choice.
Your's in service,
Harry Potter
[this part written in such small font it would take the Hubble to discern it]
PS: I do apologize, but all births are fatal to the women involved. Cheers!
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by WhiteElfElder. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol