Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and RWBY belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 320
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #277
Submitted By: 9foxgrl
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To the Ministry of...Whatever
I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not really), but your little plan to snatch up Ozpin or Oscar for your little breeding program is not going to happen.
Oscar is barely fifteen you pedophiles! And Oz is currently a disembodied soul, so unless necrophilia in your future, back the fuck off! We got too much on our plates with one psycho witch/monster, we don't need another!
If your Aurors show up again, I'm introducing them to my scythe! And that's if Team RNJR doesn't get to them first!
Sincerely,
Qrow Brawnen
Instructor at Signal Academy
Guardian of Oscar Pine
Associate of deceased Headmaster Ozpin
PS. WHERE THE FUCK IS ENGLAND?!
P.P.S. - From Team RNJR:
Leave Oscar alone you creepy bastards! - Ruby Rose
YEAH! IF YOU SHOW UP AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS! - Nora Valkyrie
I may hate Ozpin's guts right now, but even I wouldn't let him OR Oscar get sold off into a breeding program. Seriously, what is wrong with you people? - Jaune Arc
We're keeping the owl by the way. She seems very fond of us. - Lie Ren
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by 9foxgrl. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol