Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles/Tsubasa WORLD Chronicles and xxxHolic/xxxHolic Rei belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 598
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #282
Submitted By: verifiedSanctuary
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To the so called Ministry of Magic,
I was somewhat...intrigued when your letter somehow managed to bypass my numerous wards around the Shop (some not even set by me but by my mentor and another mage), and opted to see just what was so important about the missive this poor, dehydrated and hungry owl delivered from what must have been thousands of miles. (I assumed this Shop and I would, for the most part, stay in a relative version of Japan, you see. You lot are in Britain. Do you see the problem?)
This is what I say in response: please rethink your choices immediately. I am not even a citizen of your lands, why should I be involved with such nonsense?
Furthermore, I am more than a century old. I may not look like it, but forcing me to wed with what I would percieve to be a child is not just horrifying, but also mildly disturbing. I once again request with utmost...insistence that you reconsider your life choices.
As for the three other letters you have addressed to Fluorite, Syaoran, and Princess Sakura; I have sent those along and have received their answers which have been attached to this message.
I would like to point out that absolutely NONE of them are currently pleased with this law.
My passing along of your missives to them is not free, I feel to mention. I did not require THEIR replies with a price as I feel that suffering through your inadequacy, indecency and utter imbecilic notions about the betterment of Magical Briatin (that I must restate that we are not a part of this community) and its populace is sufficient price enough.
Please, for your sakes, cease and desist from interacting with any one of us ever again.
With all due reservations,
Watanuki, the Shopkeeper
P.S. The price of passing your messages along will be a year's worth of paperwork, 6 bottles of Liquid Luck and 3 cases of Veritaserum. This is due to your incompetence and the fact that you are having me send this to two different worlds, which requires a HEAVY price. And please do not attempt to send any live persons through. You would have to give up your magic to begin travelling to different dimensions.
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by verifiedSanctuary. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol
Notes from verifiedSanctuary: I had fun writing Watanuki's letter! its also quite a blast fitting every world-build characteristic CLAMP made for these fandoms and tie it into the Harry Potter series ^_^
Aaaaand that's it. I hope it doesn't have to relate to the characters of harry potter... i just imagined one of the owls reaching Watanuki and the Tsubasa gang reacting from there.
and like. i sure hope the format i used is alright. was there a format? O.O