Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles/Tsubasa WORLD Chronicles and xxxHolic/xxxHolic Rei belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 464

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #283
Submitted By: verifiedSanctuary
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The Bastards who Contacted the Mage,

You're all complete and utter morons if you think the Mage will just up and leave me for some petty ass lady won't ever even hope to compare to him.

The kid says the only reason you were able to know about us was because the mage and the kid's magical signatures somehow stuck themselves onto the magical...lines or whatever and registered on your radar. We were only on your world for a few days, how does that even work?

Can I just fucking mention that your law wouldn't even affect us in any sort of way? We're not 'Britain Citizens'- we're not even PART of your damn ass-backwards WORLD. So your so called Marriage Partnership is hereby null and fucking VOID.

Hope we never land in your world again,

Kurogane

P.S. Please do cease your attempts to tear me away from my mate. Your laws also forbid magical creatures, that of which I AM, being a turned vampire. No matter that I was once a prince of a now barren wasteland of a country, I should be ineligible to begin courting your magicals. I am also, as you would call it, homosexuals. This means I am attracted to men, and ONLY men. The fact that I cannot even make a joke out of this to lighten the spirits of my family proves how much of a nuisance you all are being. - Fai D. Fluorite

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by verifiedSanctuary. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from verifiedSanctuary: I had fun writing Watanuki's letter! its also quite a blast fitting every world-build characteristic CLAMP made for these fandoms and tie it into the Harry Potter series ^_^

Aaaaand that's it. I hope it doesn't have to relate to the characters of harry potter... i just imagined one of the owls reaching Watanuki and the Tsubasa gang reacting from there.

and like. i sure hope the format i used is alright. was there a format? O.O