Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Marvel Comics belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 482

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #290
Submitted By: Architeuthis
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Madam Lilith Crawford
Ministry of Magic
London, England

Your insolence beggars belief. Do you and your peers in the Ministry of Magic truly believe that you can command the King of a sovereign nation to marry a woman of your choosing? I do not know this Madam Amelia Bones, but a lowly police commissioner is no fit Queen for Doom, the Lord of Latveria.

Contrary to your delusions, Magical Britain is a paltry, insignificant, and backward society unworthy of my attention. My one English ancestor, who I suspect is your sole claim to my allegiance, fled your misbegotten realm in 1650. It speaks poorly of you that Artemis Black chose to wed a Latverian Rom rather than any "pureblood" wizard in your land. Your endless squabbles over "blood status" are yet more proof of your land's decline and stagnation. Note that I say "land," for I reserve the term "country" for the nation ruled by Queen Elizabeth II.

It is common knowledge that you do not acknowledge or respect non-magical authorities. Know that I share similar, if inverted, sentiments; you have no claim to my allegiance or obedience. Nor do you have any way of enforcing your wishes. Should you send any "Aurors" in a foolhardy attempt at doing so, they will perish. You have the word of Doom.

Furthermore, since you were foolish enough to alert me to your intentions, I will be on guard against attempts at abduction through devices such as Portkeys or mind control through certain potions and spells. You will not find Doom easy prey.

Know this: Your feeble defenses will not protect you from my wrath. There are ways for one such as I to locate enchanted buildings. I already know full well where your Hogwarts School is; it was child's play to bypass the laughable illusion that made it appear to be a ruin. I also know the locations of your Ministry Building and Diagon Alley.

Do you understand my meaning? I can and will obliterate any and all of the above should you persist in your idiocy.

With utmost contempt,

Victor I, King of Latveria
By Right of Conquest

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Architeuthis. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol