Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Queen's Blade belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 941

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #293
Submitted by: Thunder Dragon
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Dear Minstry of Mystical Hacks,

My name is Echidna of Gainos, Also known as The Veteran Mercenary. Since your pet Fire Bird has found away to my word and is exhausted I will be blunt. That is right. Your Golden Boy is beyond your world and I am amazed that a group of cowards with their heads so deep in the sand can muster the courage to go into the unknown.

Now before your 'Dark Lord' was defeated he had cast Harry out of your world with his last breath but managed to fuck it up and give Harry all his powers and knowledge. Yes all of his knowledge and powers to his sworn enemy.(Voldemort was 500 years to soon to try and take that moniker, powerful yes, but a cowardly fool who had no practical experience as a leader, spell caster, or warrior and tried to kill those who could not fight back, and he was struck down by a 1 year old and 16 years later was beaten by a boy who was not even old enough to shave and he was a dark lord? That is hilarious). Since he landed in my world he tried to find away back while also helping people with his abilities and magic.

Guess what? That title Master of Death was not just a fable, collecting the Deathly Hallows allows one complete immortality, the ability to bestow that on others, the ability to cause perfect resurrection, and allows one to do anything revolving around life and death. Now I was hired by the Clergy to kill the " Abomination of a heretical devil worshipping magician" as he was helping the everyday people and doing miracles to help everyone and had the balls to call out the corruption of the Church and the Nobility. So I took the job as another magician of his caliber tried to conquer the elves and The Continent. But in order to make sure he was either a good and innocent man or a monster I decided to observe him and then try to seduce him to find out what he was capable of and if he was a monster I would try to kill him. Harry refused my advances and was a perfect gentleman who was as loyal to that brat Ginny and is as pure a man could be even with his fears that I have ever knew. He saved my little Cat's life from a battle with the Queen's Dog and her assassins and saved her. Little did I know that I was falling for him and Irma would fall for him as well because of his kindness. Little did I know that as we were traveling together he was falling for me as well and after getting to know my little kitten fell for her as well oh he was attracted to me what man or women wouldn't fall for my looks and those of the Beautiful Fighters that participated in the Queen's Blade? But this is the kind of love that his mentor spoke off. It was straight out of a fairy tale. And when he did admit it to Irma and Me, well I and Irma showed him what real women are like and that no one from his world could compare. For a Virgin he was rather wild. Needless to say he does not want to go back as me, Irma, and Harry by Elf tradition are wed to each other.

You dare try to take away my and Irma's husband!? Harry Potter as you know him is the only Man who has managed to win my Wild Elf heart and is able to understand Keltan, which I did not think was possible as I am not usually into men. I will not allow you to take him away from us. You try to take him away from us and you will understand why no one in 500 years has managed to beat me and how an assassin deals with her enemies. Also I would think that any woman you would try to hook Harry up with would be second rate compared to the gorgeous women of our world.

Take a look at the painting in the seal on this letter if you want to see what you and the so called "men" cannot touch. "A picture of Alleyne, Tomoe, Leina, Claudette, Elina, Tomoe, Shizuka, and Menace posing with Echidna and Irma draped on Harry Potter's arms".

So fuck off unless you want to die!

Insincerly,

Echidna

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Thunder Dragon. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol

Notes from Thunder Dragon: Here is my idea for a Marriage Rejection Letter. It is a Harry Potter and Queen's Blade crossover inspired by Wandering Pilot by Mercaba. I hope you put up this idea. I cannot get an account due to problems with my computer so this is all I can do.