Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Fairy Tail belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.

Word Count: 465

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #297
Submitted by: Gamma Cavy
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To the Ministry of Magic, Located in England, on the island of Great Britain:

No. Simply because one of my beloved's parents was born in your country centuries ago, you seem to believe you have a claim on her. Think again, or we shall finish what your Voldemort began. Mavis and I have been happily together for many years, and are not inclined to separate on the whims of fools whose population is dying out due to their own foolishness.

I give you this warning. Desist. Remove your claim, dissolve your law, leave us alone, and We may allow you to live. Continue with this foolishness, and We shall personally come to war against your remnant of a nation, and a diminished birthrate shall be the least of your problems.

In another hand, this one somewhat spidery, as if the writer was unused to holding a quill: Zeref and I have been working for centuries for the world that we now have. Desist, or learn why he is known throughout history as the Black Wizard. When he goes to war, it is one-sided annihilation that does not deserve to be called war.

Yet another hand, scrawled messily across the parchment: I'm still getting used to having a sane brother and the First being alive, and I think I like it. Don't you jerks dare mess this up for them, or Fairy Tail will come kick your asses before they get a chance to.

Fairy Tail takes care of our own. If you really push it, he's probably got a few demons left I could round up and send your way.

Yours,

His Majesty Emperor Spriggan, Protector and King of the Alvarez Empire, General of the Army beyond, Leader of the Spriggan 12, Zeref Dragneel

Her Majesty Empress Elphame, Mother and Queen of the Alvarez Empire, Chief Strategist, Judge of the Grand Order, Mavis Vermillion-Dragneel.

His Highness E.N.D, Hellfire Demon-Dragon Slayer, Speaker for the Dragon-Slayers, Salamander of Fairy Tail, Etherious Natsu Dragneel

Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by Gamma Cavy. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol